{"id":2815,"date":"2004-10-12T21:14:26","date_gmt":"2004-10-13T04:14:26","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/defectiveyeti.com\/?p=2815"},"modified":"2004-10-12T21:14:26","modified_gmt":"2004-10-13T04:14:26","slug":"saved-by-the-bus","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/defectiveyeti.com\/wordpress\/2004\/10\/12\/saved-by-the-bus\/","title":{"rendered":"Saved By The Bus"},"content":{"rendered":"

Woman One is standing at a bus stop; Woman Two, carrying a stack of Watchtower<\/em> magazines is walking by. Woman Two recognizes Woman One and stops in her tracks.<\/p>\n

Woman Two<\/b>: Well, heeeeey!<\/p>\n

Woman One<\/b>: Oh. Oh, hi.<\/p>\n

W2<\/b>: What’s going on?<\/p>\n

W1<\/b>: Oh, just, you know. Waiting for my bus.<\/p>\n

W2<\/b>: I hear you.<\/p>\n

[Pause]<\/p>\n

W2<\/b>: You been at work?<\/p>\n

W1<\/b>: Yeah.<\/p>\n

W2<\/b>: Me, I’ve been spreading the Word of the Lord.<\/p>\n

W1<\/b>: Oh?<\/p>\n

W2<\/b>: Oh, yeah. Because folks around here, you know, they say they have faith. But there’s “faith,” and then there’s faith<\/em>, you know?<\/p>\n

W1<\/b>: Uh-huh.<\/p>\n

W2<\/b>: So I give ’em one of these, and we get to talking. Have you heard of this magazine Watchtower<\/em>?<\/p>\n

W1<\/b>: Uh, I …<\/p>\n

W2<\/b>: Here, let me —<\/p>\n

W1<\/b>: I think that’s my bus.<\/p>\n

W2<\/b>: Which one?<\/p>\n

W1<\/b>: This one right here. Yeah, this is it.<\/p>\n

W2<\/b>: Awwwww. Well it was great to see you! We should talk some time. You got my number. I don’t know why you never call me.<\/p><\/blockquote>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"

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