{"id":2816,"date":"2004-10-13T09:23:23","date_gmt":"2004-10-13T16:23:23","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/defectiveyeti.com\/?p=2816"},"modified":"2004-10-13T09:23:23","modified_gmt":"2004-10-13T16:23:23","slug":"how-to-identify-the-other-nerd-in-the-car","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/defectiveyeti.com\/wordpress\/2004\/10\/13\/how-to-identify-the-other-nerd-in-the-car\/","title":{"rendered":"How To Identify The Other Nerd In The Car"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>When you are driving around with a group of friends and see a young woman precariously tottering down the sidewalk in four-inch heel platform shoes, exclaim &#8220;Jesus, she looks like an AT-AT walker&#8221; and listen for the person in the vehicle who snorts appreciatively at your analogy.<\/p>\n<p><b>Update<\/b>:  Dear Internet,  stop sending me email about the AT-ST walker.  Nerds.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>When you are driving around with a group of friends and see a young woman precariously tottering down the sidewalk in four-inch heel platform shoes, exclaim &#8220;Jesus, she looks like an AT-AT walker&#8221; and listen for the person in the vehicle who snorts appreciatively at your analogy. Update: Dear Internet, stop sending me email about [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":2,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"closed","ping_status":"closed","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[11],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-2816","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-humor"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/defectiveyeti.com\/wordpress\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/2816","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/defectiveyeti.com\/wordpress\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/defectiveyeti.com\/wordpress\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/defectiveyeti.com\/wordpress\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/2"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/defectiveyeti.com\/wordpress\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=2816"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/defectiveyeti.com\/wordpress\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/2816\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/defectiveyeti.com\/wordpress\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=2816"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/defectiveyeti.com\/wordpress\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=2816"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/defectiveyeti.com\/wordpress\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=2816"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}