{"id":2825,"date":"2004-10-21T10:47:12","date_gmt":"2004-10-21T17:47:12","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/defectiveyeti.com\/?p=2825"},"modified":"2004-10-21T10:47:12","modified_gmt":"2004-10-21T17:47:12","slug":"jokes-2","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/defectiveyeti.com\/wordpress\/2004\/10\/21\/jokes-2\/","title":{"rendered":"Jokes"},"content":{"rendered":"

I can go months without hearing a good joke, but yesterday, while trawling the Internets, I came across three that made me chuckle and\/or openly weep.<\/p>\n

Q<\/b>: How many Spaniards does it take to screw in a lightbulb?<\/p>\n

A<\/b>: Juan.<\/p>\n

* * * * * <\/div>\n

Person 1<\/b>: Knock knock.<\/p>\n

Person 2<\/b>: Who’s there?<\/p>\n

Person 1<\/b>: Control freak.<\/p>\n

Person 1<\/b>: Now you say “control freak who?”<\/p>\n

* * * * * <\/div>\n

Q<\/b>: What’s the difference between the Vietnam War and the Iraq War?<\/p>\n

A<\/b>: George W. Bush had a plan to get out of the Vietnam War.<\/p><\/blockquote>\n

Note: Hundreds of more jokes in the comments.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"

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