{"id":2837,"date":"2004-11-09T16:19:12","date_gmt":"2004-11-09T23:19:12","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/defectiveyeti.com\/?p=2837"},"modified":"2004-11-09T16:19:12","modified_gmt":"2004-11-09T23:19:12","slug":"great-shot-kid-that-was-one-in-a-million","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/defectiveyeti.com\/wordpress\/2004\/11\/09\/great-shot-kid-that-was-one-in-a-million\/","title":{"rendered":"Great Shot, Kid &#8230; That Was One In A Million"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>While running today, a tiny bug flew directly into my eye.  When I opened my mouth to curse, three or four more went straight down my throat.<\/p>\n<p>I don&#8217;t want to sound conspiratorial but the whole thing felt like a set-up, like a miniature Rebel Alliance staging a coordinated assault on the Death Star of my head.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>While running today, a tiny bug flew directly into my eye. When I opened my mouth to curse, three or four more went straight down my throat. I don&#8217;t want to sound conspiratorial but the whole thing felt like a set-up, like a miniature Rebel Alliance staging a coordinated assault on the Death Star of [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":2,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"closed","ping_status":"closed","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[3,6],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-2837","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-favorite-posts","category-storytelling"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/defectiveyeti.com\/wordpress\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/2837","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/defectiveyeti.com\/wordpress\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/defectiveyeti.com\/wordpress\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/defectiveyeti.com\/wordpress\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/2"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/defectiveyeti.com\/wordpress\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=2837"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/defectiveyeti.com\/wordpress\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/2837\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/defectiveyeti.com\/wordpress\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=2837"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/defectiveyeti.com\/wordpress\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=2837"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/defectiveyeti.com\/wordpress\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=2837"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}