{"id":2850,"date":"2004-11-29T12:59:36","date_gmt":"2004-11-29T19:59:36","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/defectiveyeti.com\/?p=2850"},"modified":"2004-11-29T12:59:36","modified_gmt":"2004-11-29T19:59:36","slug":"everybodys-workin-for-the-weekend","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/defectiveyeti.com\/wordpress\/2004\/11\/29\/everybodys-workin-for-the-weekend\/","title":{"rendered":"Everybody&#8217;s Workin&#8217; For The Weekend"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>The other night I was picking up a few items in a nearly deserted supermarket.  At one point I rounded a corner and espied a handsome orange cat halfway down the cereal aisle.  He was milling around aimlessly under the <em>Lucky Charms<\/em> until he saw me, and then trotted to my side and began mewing for pets.<\/p>\n<p>After ponying up, I sought out a cashier.  &#8220;Excuse me,&#8221; I said, &#8220;but did you know there&#8217;s a cat in your grocery store?&#8221;<\/p>\n<p>&#8220;Yes,&#8221; she sighed.  &#8220;That&#8217;s Toby.&#8221;<\/p>\n<p>&#8220;Is he lost?&#8221; I asked.<\/p>\n<p>&#8220;No, his house is nearby,&#8221; she explained.  &#8220;But he sneaks into the store on weekend evenings and just kind of hangs out.&#8221;<\/p>\n<p>Awwwww yeah.  Cattin&#8217; around on a Saturday night.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>The other night I was picking up a few items in a nearly deserted supermarket. At one point I rounded a corner and espied a handsome orange cat halfway down the cereal aisle. He was milling around aimlessly under the Lucky Charms until he saw me, and then trotted to my side and began mewing [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":2,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"closed","ping_status":"closed","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[24],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-2850","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-kitties"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/defectiveyeti.com\/wordpress\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/2850","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/defectiveyeti.com\/wordpress\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/defectiveyeti.com\/wordpress\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/defectiveyeti.com\/wordpress\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/2"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/defectiveyeti.com\/wordpress\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=2850"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/defectiveyeti.com\/wordpress\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/2850\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/defectiveyeti.com\/wordpress\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=2850"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/defectiveyeti.com\/wordpress\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=2850"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/defectiveyeti.com\/wordpress\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=2850"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}