{"id":2857,"date":"2004-12-03T21:46:17","date_gmt":"2004-12-04T04:46:17","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/defectiveyeti.com\/?p=2857"},"modified":"2004-12-03T21:46:17","modified_gmt":"2004-12-04T04:46:17","slug":"the-burdens-of-parenthood","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/defectiveyeti.com\/wordpress\/2004\/12\/03\/the-burdens-of-parenthood\/","title":{"rendered":"The Burdens Of Parenthood"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>The Queen:<\/p>\n<blockquote><p>&#8220;I took The Squirrelly to the hospital today for his second flu shot.  After he got it I was out in the waiting room getting ready to leave, and there was this old lady sitting near us.  And she starts asking me all these questions, like &#8216;how old is he?&#8217; and &#8216;how much does he weight?&#8217; &#8212; but not in a friendly way, she was all aggressive about it.  So I got all ready to go, and stood up, and started rummaging around in the diaper bag for his hat, and she totally yells at me, &#8220;you need to put a cap on that baby!!&#8221;  And I turned to her and started to say &#8216;how about I put a cap <em>in your ass?!<\/em>&#8216;  But I stopped myself.  Because, you know: I&#8217;m a mother now.&#8221;<\/p><\/blockquote>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>The Queen: &#8220;I took The Squirrelly to the hospital today for his second flu shot. After he got it I was out in the waiting room getting ready to leave, and there was this old lady sitting near us. And she starts asking me all these questions, like &#8216;how old is he?&#8217; and &#8216;how much [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":2,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"closed","ping_status":"closed","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[10,17,31],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-2857","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-conversations","category-the-queen","category-the-squirrelly"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/defectiveyeti.com\/wordpress\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/2857","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/defectiveyeti.com\/wordpress\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/defectiveyeti.com\/wordpress\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/defectiveyeti.com\/wordpress\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/2"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/defectiveyeti.com\/wordpress\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=2857"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/defectiveyeti.com\/wordpress\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/2857\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/defectiveyeti.com\/wordpress\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=2857"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/defectiveyeti.com\/wordpress\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=2857"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/defectiveyeti.com\/wordpress\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=2857"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}