{"id":2865,"date":"2004-12-16T11:13:43","date_gmt":"2004-12-16T18:13:43","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/defectiveyeti.com\/?p=2865"},"modified":"2004-12-16T11:13:43","modified_gmt":"2004-12-16T18:13:43","slug":"desperately-seeking-stupid","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/defectiveyeti.com\/wordpress\/2004\/12\/16\/desperately-seeking-stupid\/","title":{"rendered":"Desperately Seeking Stupid"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>It&#8217;s that time of year again:  time to ask dy readers to send me stupid shit you can buy on teh Internets for inclusion in my annual &#8220;Holiday Survival Guide For Slackers.&#8221;  Examples!<\/p>\n<blockquote><p><tt>The <a href='http:\/\/www.wonderfullywacky.com\/liquor-dispenser.htm'>Little Whizzer Liquor Dispenser<\/a> is a small, plastic statue of a toddler that pees gin into your tonic. The Spencer Gifts Web site describes this as <\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>It&#8217;s that time of year again: time to ask dy readers to send me stupid shit you can buy on teh Internets for inclusion in my annual &#8220;Holiday Survival Guide For Slackers.&#8221; Examples! The Little Whizzer Liquor Dispenser is a small, plastic statue of a toddler that pees gin into your tonic. The Spencer Gifts [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":2,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"closed","ping_status":"closed","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[21],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-2865","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-dy"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/defectiveyeti.com\/wordpress\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/2865","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/defectiveyeti.com\/wordpress\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/defectiveyeti.com\/wordpress\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/defectiveyeti.com\/wordpress\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/2"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/defectiveyeti.com\/wordpress\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=2865"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/defectiveyeti.com\/wordpress\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/2865\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/defectiveyeti.com\/wordpress\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=2865"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/defectiveyeti.com\/wordpress\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=2865"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/defectiveyeti.com\/wordpress\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=2865"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}