{"id":2897,"date":"2005-02-04T12:17:58","date_gmt":"2005-02-04T19:17:58","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/defectiveyeti.com\/?p=2897"},"modified":"2005-02-04T12:17:58","modified_gmt":"2005-02-04T19:17:58","slug":"ah-homophones","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/defectiveyeti.com\/wordpress\/2005\/02\/04\/ah-homophones\/","title":{"rendered":"Ah, Homophones"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>We bathe The Squirrelly after his dinner, and the foodstuff he is invariably covered in eventually accumulates in the basin, leading to conversations like this:<\/p>\n<blockquote><p><b>Me<\/b>:  Can you watch the baby for a few minutes?  I want to clean the bathtub.<\/p>\n<p><b>The Queen<\/b>: Is it dirty?<\/p>\n<p><b>M<\/b>: Yeah, it&#8217;s full of pea.<\/p>\n<p><b>Q<\/b>: The Squirrelly peed in the bathtub?<\/p>\n<p><b>M<\/b>: Hah.  No, I mean the other kind of pea.<\/p>\n<p>{Pause}<\/p>\n<p><b>Q<\/b>: <em>You<\/em> peed in the bathtub?<\/p><\/blockquote>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>We bathe The Squirrelly after his dinner, and the foodstuff he is invariably covered in eventually accumulates in the basin, leading to conversations like this: Me: Can you watch the baby for a few minutes? I want to clean the bathtub. The Queen: Is it dirty? M: Yeah, it&#8217;s full of pea. Q: The Squirrelly [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":2,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"closed","ping_status":"closed","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[10,17,31],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-2897","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-conversations","category-the-queen","category-the-squirrelly"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/defectiveyeti.com\/wordpress\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/2897","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/defectiveyeti.com\/wordpress\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/defectiveyeti.com\/wordpress\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/defectiveyeti.com\/wordpress\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/2"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/defectiveyeti.com\/wordpress\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=2897"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/defectiveyeti.com\/wordpress\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/2897\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/defectiveyeti.com\/wordpress\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=2897"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/defectiveyeti.com\/wordpress\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=2897"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/defectiveyeti.com\/wordpress\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=2897"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}