{"id":2947,"date":"2005-04-17T20:01:39","date_gmt":"2005-04-18T03:01:39","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/defectiveyeti.com\/?p=2947"},"modified":"2005-04-17T20:01:39","modified_gmt":"2005-04-18T03:01:39","slug":"good-luck-with-that","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/defectiveyeti.com\/wordpress\/2005\/04\/17\/good-luck-with-that\/","title":{"rendered":"Good Luck With That"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>The Queen overhears a conversation between two 50-ish women at the bus stop:<\/p>\n<blockquote><p><b>Woman 1<\/b>:  The next time I marry, it&#8217;s gonna be to a Christian.<\/p>\n<p><b>Woman 2<\/b>:  Oh?<\/p>\n<p><b>Woman 1<\/b>:  Uh-huh.  I already have him picked out and everything.<\/p>\n<p><b>Woman 2<\/b>:  Really?  Why haven&#8217;t I heard you mention him before?<\/p>\n<p><b>Woman 1<\/b>:  Well, he doesn&#8217;t know it yet.  Also, he can&#8217;t stand me.<\/p><\/blockquote>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>The Queen overhears a conversation between two 50-ish women at the bus stop: Woman 1: The next time I marry, it&#8217;s gonna be to a Christian. Woman 2: Oh? Woman 1: Uh-huh. I already have him picked out and everything. Woman 2: Really? Why haven&#8217;t I heard you mention him before? Woman 1: Well, he [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":2,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"closed","ping_status":"closed","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[10],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-2947","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-conversations"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/defectiveyeti.com\/wordpress\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/2947","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/defectiveyeti.com\/wordpress\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/defectiveyeti.com\/wordpress\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/defectiveyeti.com\/wordpress\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/2"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/defectiveyeti.com\/wordpress\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=2947"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/defectiveyeti.com\/wordpress\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/2947\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/defectiveyeti.com\/wordpress\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=2947"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/defectiveyeti.com\/wordpress\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=2947"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/defectiveyeti.com\/wordpress\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=2947"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}