{"id":3041,"date":"2005-09-02T04:56:06","date_gmt":"2005-09-02T11:56:06","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/defectiveyeti.com\/?p=3041"},"modified":"2005-09-02T04:56:06","modified_gmt":"2005-09-02T11:56:06","slug":"the-bad-review-revue-38","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/defectiveyeti.com\/wordpress\/2005\/09\/02\/the-bad-review-revue-38\/","title":{"rendered":"The Bad Review Revue"},"content":{"rendered":"

Stealth<\/b>: “A great time at the movies for anyone who has recently undergone a frontal lobotomy.” — James Berardinelli, REELVIEWS<\/a><\/p>\n

Underclassman<\/b>: “Once in a great while — usually late August — a movie comes along that’s so lame, it doesn’t deserve a bad review. It deserves a war-crimes tribunal. Ladies and gentlemen, Underclassman is that special film.” –M. E. Russell, PORTLAND OREGONIAN<\/a><\/p>\n

Supercross<\/b>: “The most amazing fact about Supercross is that it took three people to write it. Two chimpanzees with a typewriter could have done just as good a job.” — Chris kaltenbach, BALTIMORE SUN<\/a><\/p>\n

Undiscovered<\/b>: “One of the stupidest visions of the entertainment industry since American Idol<\/em> opened the celebrity gateway to the dregs of the karaoke generation.” — Bill White, SEATTLE POST-INTELLIGENCER<\/a><\/p>\n

Sound Of Thunder<\/b>: “Midway through this train wreck of a film, one of the characters … says, ‘This can’t be good.’ The entire audience — what was left of it — broke out in laughter.” — Paul Clinton, CNN<\/a>, in a review entitled “Sound of Thunder, smell of garbage” (Thanks, Tim)<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"

Stealth: “A great time at the movies for anyone who has recently undergone a frontal lobotomy.” — James Berardinelli, REELVIEWS Underclassman: “Once in a great while — usually late August — a movie comes along that’s so lame, it doesn’t deserve a bad review. It deserves a war-crimes tribunal. Ladies and gentlemen, Underclassman is that […]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":2,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"closed","ping_status":"closed","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[12],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-3041","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-bad-review-revue"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/defectiveyeti.com\/wordpress\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/3041","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/defectiveyeti.com\/wordpress\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/defectiveyeti.com\/wordpress\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/defectiveyeti.com\/wordpress\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/2"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/defectiveyeti.com\/wordpress\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=3041"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/defectiveyeti.com\/wordpress\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/3041\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/defectiveyeti.com\/wordpress\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=3041"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/defectiveyeti.com\/wordpress\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=3041"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/defectiveyeti.com\/wordpress\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=3041"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}