{"id":3045,"date":"2005-09-09T11:37:02","date_gmt":"2005-09-09T18:37:02","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/defectiveyeti.com\/?p=3045"},"modified":"2005-09-09T11:37:02","modified_gmt":"2005-09-09T18:37:02","slug":"aging-is-dumb","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/defectiveyeti.com\/wordpress\/2005\/09\/09\/aging-is-dumb\/","title":{"rendered":"Aging Is Dumb"},"content":{"rendered":"<div align='center'><img src='https:\/\/static.flickr.com\/28\/41766306_8ce52acf0f_o.jpg'><\/div>\n<p>Saw this sign in the liquor store today.  (Well, the top half of this sign, anyhow.)  Kids who were born in 1984 are legally drinking Yam Daiquiri these days?  That&#8217;s just ridiculous.<\/p>\n<p>This whole &#8220;21 years&#8221; law is a crock.  Drinking should be illegal for anyone who (a) has never worn a Member&#8217;s Only Jacket, (b) has never used the word &#8220;rad&#8221; in a non-ironic manner, or (3) was unaware that David Hasselhoff starred in a TV series prior to <em>Baywatch<\/em>.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Saw this sign in the liquor store today. (Well, the top half of this sign, anyhow.) Kids who were born in 1984 are legally drinking Yam Daiquiri these days? That&#8217;s just ridiculous. This whole &#8220;21 years&#8221; law is a crock. Drinking should be illegal for anyone who (a) has never worn a Member&#8217;s Only Jacket, [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":2,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"closed","ping_status":"closed","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[9],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-3045","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-observations"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/defectiveyeti.com\/wordpress\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/3045","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/defectiveyeti.com\/wordpress\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/defectiveyeti.com\/wordpress\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/defectiveyeti.com\/wordpress\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/2"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/defectiveyeti.com\/wordpress\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=3045"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/defectiveyeti.com\/wordpress\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/3045\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/defectiveyeti.com\/wordpress\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=3045"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/defectiveyeti.com\/wordpress\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=3045"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/defectiveyeti.com\/wordpress\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=3045"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}