{"id":3049,"date":"2005-09-14T11:41:25","date_gmt":"2005-09-14T18:41:25","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/defectiveyeti.com\/?p=3049"},"modified":"2005-09-14T11:41:25","modified_gmt":"2005-09-14T18:41:25","slug":"signs","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/defectiveyeti.com\/wordpress\/2005\/09\/14\/signs\/","title":{"rendered":"Signs"},"content":{"rendered":"

In front a field near my house there is a sign reading “Strawberries \/ Blackberries \/ Blueberries: U-Pick.”<\/p>\n

Oh man, that’s the greatest racket in the world. “My dirt made this — pay me.” I’m going to buy a wooded tract of land and post a sign reading “Chairs \/ canoes \/ homes: U-Bild.”<\/p>\n

Also near our house is a handwritten sign reading “Will wash windows, $1*” and then, at the bottom, in a tiny scrawl, “* per side” Ha! The Queen thought it was a waste of money to get those fancy M<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"

In front a field near my house there is a sign reading “Strawberries \/ Blackberries \/ Blueberries: U-Pick.” Oh man, that’s the greatest racket in the world. “My dirt made this — pay me.” I’m going to buy a wooded tract of land and post a sign reading “Chairs \/ canoes \/ homes: U-Bild.” Also […]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":2,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"closed","ping_status":"closed","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[9],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-3049","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-observations"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/defectiveyeti.com\/wordpress\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/3049","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/defectiveyeti.com\/wordpress\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/defectiveyeti.com\/wordpress\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/defectiveyeti.com\/wordpress\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/2"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/defectiveyeti.com\/wordpress\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=3049"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/defectiveyeti.com\/wordpress\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/3049\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/defectiveyeti.com\/wordpress\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=3049"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/defectiveyeti.com\/wordpress\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=3049"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/defectiveyeti.com\/wordpress\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=3049"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}