{"id":3053,"date":"2005-09-22T13:36:20","date_gmt":"2005-09-22T20:36:20","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/defectiveyeti.com\/?p=3053"},"modified":"2005-09-22T13:36:20","modified_gmt":"2005-09-22T20:36:20","slug":"and-you-can-still-innertube-from-memphis-to-minneapolis","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/defectiveyeti.com\/wordpress\/2005\/09\/22\/and-you-can-still-innertube-from-memphis-to-minneapolis\/","title":{"rendered":"And You Can Still Innertube From Memphis To Minneapolis"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>Two co-workers, as they walk past my office:<\/p>\n<blockquote><p><b>One<\/b>:  There was once an earthquake so big that it caused the Mississippi River to run backwards.<\/p>\n<p><b>Two<\/b>:  Wow.  For how long?<\/p>\n<p><b>One<\/b>:  Just temporarily, I think.<\/p><\/blockquote>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Two co-workers, as they walk past my office: One: There was once an earthquake so big that it caused the Mississippi River to run backwards. Two: Wow. For how long? One: Just temporarily, I think.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":2,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"closed","ping_status":"closed","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[10],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-3053","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-conversations"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/defectiveyeti.com\/wordpress\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/3053","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/defectiveyeti.com\/wordpress\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/defectiveyeti.com\/wordpress\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/defectiveyeti.com\/wordpress\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/2"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/defectiveyeti.com\/wordpress\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=3053"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/defectiveyeti.com\/wordpress\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/3053\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/defectiveyeti.com\/wordpress\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=3053"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/defectiveyeti.com\/wordpress\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=3053"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/defectiveyeti.com\/wordpress\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=3053"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}