{"id":3060,"date":"2005-09-30T17:05:37","date_gmt":"2005-10-01T00:05:37","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/defectiveyeti.com\/?p=3060"},"modified":"2005-09-30T17:05:37","modified_gmt":"2005-10-01T00:05:37","slug":"the-bad-review-revue-39","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/defectiveyeti.com\/wordpress\/2005\/09\/30\/the-bad-review-revue-39\/","title":{"rendered":"The Bad Review Revue"},"content":{"rendered":"<p><b>Venom<\/b>: &#8220;All hopes for suspense and plot twists are snuffed out about as quickly as the film&#8217;s black characters. &#8221; &#8212; Kyle Smith, <a href=\"http:\/\/www.nypost.com\/movies\/52774.htm\">NEW YORK POST<\/a><\/p>\n<p><b>The Man<\/b>: &#8220;Plays like a sequel to some terrible movie that was mercifully destroyed before it was ever released. &#8221; &#8212; Kevin Crust, <a href=\"http:\/\/www.calendarlive.com\/movies\/reviews\/cl-et-man9sep09,0,172534.story\">LOS ANGELES TIMES<\/a><\/p>\n<p><b>The Great Raid<\/b>: &#8220;A steadily mounting series of pesky nonevents paced with all the frenetic, action-packed verve of a wounded lawn sprinkler.&#8221; &#8212; Marc Savlov, <a href=\"http:\/\/www.austinchronicle.com\/gyrobase\/Calendar\/Film?Film=oid%3A283702\">AUSTIN CHRONICLE<\/a><\/p>\n<p><b>Must Love Dogs<\/b>: &#8220;It&#8217;s somehow fitting that this purported romantic comedy about dating is, like most dates, clumsy, endless, and absolutely excruciating.&#8221; &#8212; Sara Brady, <a href=\"http:\/\/www.premiere.com\/article.asp?section_id=2&amp;article_id=2216\">PREMIERE<\/a><\/p>\n<p><b>Dark Water<\/b>: &#8220;Wildly overproduced and filled with fussy flourishes that make even a derelict hallway look like a million bucks.&#8221; &#8212; Manohla Dargis, <a href=\"http:\/\/movies2.nytimes.com\/2005\/07\/08\/movies\/08dark.html\">THE NEW YORK TIMES<\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Venom: &#8220;All hopes for suspense and plot twists are snuffed out about as quickly as the film&#8217;s black characters. &#8221; &#8212; Kyle Smith, NEW YORK POST The Man: &#8220;Plays like a sequel to some terrible movie that was mercifully destroyed before it was ever released. &#8221; &#8212; Kevin Crust, LOS ANGELES TIMES The Great Raid: [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":2,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"closed","ping_status":"closed","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[12],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-3060","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-bad-review-revue"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/defectiveyeti.com\/wordpress\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/3060","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/defectiveyeti.com\/wordpress\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/defectiveyeti.com\/wordpress\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/defectiveyeti.com\/wordpress\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/2"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/defectiveyeti.com\/wordpress\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=3060"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/defectiveyeti.com\/wordpress\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/3060\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/defectiveyeti.com\/wordpress\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=3060"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/defectiveyeti.com\/wordpress\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=3060"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/defectiveyeti.com\/wordpress\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=3060"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}