{"id":3108,"date":"2005-12-15T10:09:37","date_gmt":"2005-12-15T17:09:37","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/defectiveyeti.com\/?p=3108"},"modified":"2005-12-15T10:09:37","modified_gmt":"2005-12-15T17:09:37","slug":"im-a-start-some-drama","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/defectiveyeti.com\/wordpress\/2005\/12\/15\/im-a-start-some-drama\/","title":{"rendered":"I’m A-Start Some Drama"},"content":{"rendered":"

I walked into the kitchen this morning to find The Queen groggily gathering coffee-making accoutrements.<\/p>\n

“Wha’cha gonna do wit all dat junk?” I asked her. “All dat junk inside yo trunk?”<\/p>\n

She scowled at me as a reminder of the household’s “no conversation before caffeine” rule, but then asked, “What are you saying?”<\/p>\n

“No no, that was all wrong” I said, disappointed. “You are supposed to reply …” — I switched to falsetto — “… I<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"

I walked into the kitchen this morning to find The Queen groggily gathering coffee-making accoutrements. “Wha’cha gonna do wit all dat junk?” I asked her. “All dat junk inside yo trunk?” She scowled at me as a reminder of the household’s “no conversation before caffeine” rule, but then asked, “What are you saying?” “No no, […]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":2,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"closed","ping_status":"closed","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[10,3,17],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-3108","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-conversations","category-favorite-posts","category-the-queen"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/defectiveyeti.com\/wordpress\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/3108","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/defectiveyeti.com\/wordpress\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/defectiveyeti.com\/wordpress\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/defectiveyeti.com\/wordpress\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/2"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/defectiveyeti.com\/wordpress\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=3108"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/defectiveyeti.com\/wordpress\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/3108\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/defectiveyeti.com\/wordpress\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=3108"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/defectiveyeti.com\/wordpress\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=3108"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/defectiveyeti.com\/wordpress\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=3108"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}