{"id":3109,"date":"2005-12-16T20:43:24","date_gmt":"2005-12-17T03:43:24","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/defectiveyeti.com\/?p=3109"},"modified":"2005-12-16T20:43:24","modified_gmt":"2005-12-17T03:43:24","slug":"desperately-seeking-stupid-2","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/defectiveyeti.com\/wordpress\/2005\/12\/16\/desperately-seeking-stupid-2\/","title":{"rendered":"Desperately  Seeking Stupid"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>Yes, it&#8217;s that time of year again &#8212; time to send me your suggestion for the stupidest items available for sale on  Internets 3-7 for my annual Holiday Survival Guide for Slackers.  See previous Slacker Guides here:  <a href='http:\/\/www.themorningnews.org\/archives\/opinions\/holiday_survival_guide_for_slackers.php'>2002<\/a>, <a href='http:\/\/www.themorningnews.org\/archives\/opinions\/2003_holiday_survival_guide_for_slackers.php'>2003<\/a>, &#038; <a href='http:\/\/www.themorningnews.org\/archives\/opinions\/2004_holiday_survival_guide_for_slackers.php'>2004<\/a>.  If you&#8217;ve found something so <a href='http:\/\/www.defectiveyeti.com\/archives\/000365.html'>stuplime<\/a> that it merits inclusion, send me an email at <a href='mailto:matthew@defectiveyeti.com'>matthew@defectiveyeti.com<\/a>, or mention it in the comments to this post.  Thanks!<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Yes, it&#8217;s that time of year again &#8212; time to send me your suggestion for the stupidest items available for sale on Internets 3-7 for my annual Holiday Survival Guide for Slackers. See previous Slacker Guides here: 2002, 2003, &#038; 2004. If you&#8217;ve found something so stuplime that it merits inclusion, send me an email [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":2,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"closed","ping_status":"closed","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[22],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-3109","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-elsewhere"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/defectiveyeti.com\/wordpress\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/3109","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/defectiveyeti.com\/wordpress\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/defectiveyeti.com\/wordpress\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/defectiveyeti.com\/wordpress\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/2"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/defectiveyeti.com\/wordpress\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=3109"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/defectiveyeti.com\/wordpress\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/3109\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/defectiveyeti.com\/wordpress\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=3109"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/defectiveyeti.com\/wordpress\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=3109"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/defectiveyeti.com\/wordpress\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=3109"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}