{"id":3118,"date":"2006-01-06T02:34:58","date_gmt":"2006-01-06T09:34:58","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/defectiveyeti.com\/?p=3118"},"modified":"2006-01-06T02:34:58","modified_gmt":"2006-01-06T09:34:58","slug":"the-bad-review-revue-42","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/defectiveyeti.com\/wordpress\/2006\/01\/06\/the-bad-review-revue-42\/","title":{"rendered":"The Bad Review Revue"},"content":{"rendered":"<p><b>BloodRayne<\/b>:  &#8220;[Director Uwe] Boll is the best at what he does.  And what he does is make truly terrible films.&#8221; &#8212; Elizabeth Weitzman, <a href='http:\/\/www.nydailynews.com\/entertainment\/movies\/story\/380647p-323229c.html'>NEW YORK DAILY NEWS<\/a><\/p>\n<p><b>Cheaper By The Dozen 2<\/b>:  &#8220;Noisy, silly, gratingly upbeat, and piously sentimental, <em>Cheaper by the Dozen 2<\/em> is what passes for wholesome family entertainment these days. It&#8217;s the sort of movie to send small children and grandparents out of the theater hugging each other and strong men in search of bourbon.&#8221; &#8212; Ty Burr, <A HREF='http:\/\/www.boston.com\/movies\/display?display=movie&#038;id=8340'>BOSTON GLOBE<\/a><\/p>\n<p><b>Rumor Has It<\/b>:  &#8220;I suppose Rumor Has It could be worse, though at the moment I&#8217;m at a loss to say just how.&#8221;  &#8212; A. O. Scott, <a href='http:\/\/movies2.nytimes.com\/2005\/12\/23\/movies\/23rumo.html'>NEW YORK TIMES<\/A><\/p>\n<p><b>Grandma&#8217;s Boy<\/b>:  &#8220;Lacking so much as a shred of wit and crammed with more product placements than jokes, this unendurable stoner comedy clearly disproves the movie-formula wisdom that two guys, one Xbox and a 2-foot-long bong add up to something funny.&#8221; &#8212; Ken Fox, <a href='http:\/\/online.tvguide.com\/movies\/database\/ShowMovie.asp?MI=46622'>TV GUIDE<\/a><\/p>\n<p><B>Aeon Flux<\/b>:  &#8220;If <em>Aeon Flux<\/em> is what Charlize Theron does to pay the bills while otherwise being engaged in <em>Monster<\/em> and <em>North Country<\/em>, it&#8217;s probably a reasonable price to pay. For her, I mean. For us? No, no, no.&#8221;  &#8212; John Anderson, <a href='http:\/\/www.calendarlive.com\/movies\/cl-et-flux5dec05,0,3536367.story'>Los Angeles Times<\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>BloodRayne: &#8220;[Director Uwe] Boll is the best at what he does. And what he does is make truly terrible films.&#8221; &#8212; Elizabeth Weitzman, NEW YORK DAILY NEWS Cheaper By The Dozen 2: &#8220;Noisy, silly, gratingly upbeat, and piously sentimental, Cheaper by the Dozen 2 is what passes for wholesome family entertainment these days. It&#8217;s the [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":2,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"closed","ping_status":"closed","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[12],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-3118","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-bad-review-revue"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/defectiveyeti.com\/wordpress\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/3118","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/defectiveyeti.com\/wordpress\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/defectiveyeti.com\/wordpress\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/defectiveyeti.com\/wordpress\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/2"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/defectiveyeti.com\/wordpress\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=3118"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/defectiveyeti.com\/wordpress\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/3118\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/defectiveyeti.com\/wordpress\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=3118"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/defectiveyeti.com\/wordpress\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=3118"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/defectiveyeti.com\/wordpress\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=3118"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}