{"id":3119,"date":"2006-01-06T10:51:52","date_gmt":"2006-01-06T17:51:52","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/defectiveyeti.com\/?p=3119"},"modified":"2006-01-06T10:51:52","modified_gmt":"2006-01-06T17:51:52","slug":"another-awesome-seattle-weekend","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/defectiveyeti.com\/wordpress\/2006\/01\/06\/another-awesome-seattle-weekend\/","title":{"rendered":"Another Awesome Seattle Weekend"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>&nbsp;<\/p>\n<div align='center'><img src='https:\/\/static.flickr.com\/36\/83042617_92a5b08f3f_o.gif'><\/div>\n<p>You know how, in science-fiction movies, every world has a single, defining characteristic?  It&#8217;s always, like, The Desert Planet or The Ice Planet or The Swamp Planet or The Lava Planet?<\/p>\n<p>I have apparently been marooned on The Planet Of Perpetually Shitty Weather, populated by a race of pale, damp creatures who subsist exclusively on coffee, and spend their days fretting about the standing water in their crawl spaces.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>&nbsp; You know how, in science-fiction movies, every world has a single, defining characteristic? It&#8217;s always, like, The Desert Planet or The Ice Planet or The Swamp Planet or The Lava Planet? I have apparently been marooned on The Planet Of Perpetually Shitty Weather, populated by a race of pale, damp creatures who subsist exclusively [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":2,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"closed","ping_status":"closed","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[20],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-3119","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-seattle"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/defectiveyeti.com\/wordpress\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/3119","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/defectiveyeti.com\/wordpress\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/defectiveyeti.com\/wordpress\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/defectiveyeti.com\/wordpress\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/2"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/defectiveyeti.com\/wordpress\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=3119"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/defectiveyeti.com\/wordpress\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/3119\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/defectiveyeti.com\/wordpress\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=3119"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/defectiveyeti.com\/wordpress\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=3119"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/defectiveyeti.com\/wordpress\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=3119"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}