{"id":3151,"date":"2006-03-07T22:05:36","date_gmt":"2006-03-08T05:05:36","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/defectiveyeti.com\/?p=3151"},"modified":"2006-03-07T22:05:36","modified_gmt":"2006-03-08T05:05:36","slug":"the-bachelor-ate","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/defectiveyeti.com\/wordpress\/2006\/03\/07\/the-bachelor-ate\/","title":{"rendered":"The Bachelor-Ate"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>Let&#8217;s face it:  dating reality shows have gotten boring.  That&#8217;s why I think they should really push the envelope, with a new show called &#8220;Black Widow.&#8221;  The program would begin with one woman and twelve suitors.  But instead of voting one of the guys off at the end of each show, once a week the woman would, after having sex with one of the men, kill and eat him.<\/p>\n<p>See?  Now <em>that&#8217;s<\/em> something I would tune in to watch.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Let&#8217;s face it: dating reality shows have gotten boring. That&#8217;s why I think they should really push the envelope, with a new show called &#8220;Black Widow.&#8221; The program would begin with one woman and twelve suitors. But instead of voting one of the guys off at the end of each show, once a week the [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":2,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"closed","ping_status":"closed","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[14],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-3151","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-great-ideas"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/defectiveyeti.com\/wordpress\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/3151","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/defectiveyeti.com\/wordpress\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/defectiveyeti.com\/wordpress\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/defectiveyeti.com\/wordpress\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/2"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/defectiveyeti.com\/wordpress\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=3151"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/defectiveyeti.com\/wordpress\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/3151\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/defectiveyeti.com\/wordpress\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=3151"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/defectiveyeti.com\/wordpress\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=3151"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/defectiveyeti.com\/wordpress\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=3151"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}