{"id":3161,"date":"2006-04-04T20:47:49","date_gmt":"2006-04-05T03:47:49","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/defectiveyeti.com\/?p=3161"},"modified":"2006-04-04T20:47:49","modified_gmt":"2006-04-05T03:47:49","slug":"my-college-days-are-official-over","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/defectiveyeti.com\/wordpress\/2006\/04\/04\/my-college-days-are-official-over\/","title":{"rendered":"My College Days Are Official Over"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>I lost a pair of pants about two weeks ago.  One day I had them, the next they were gone.  I looked for them everywhere, but they were nowhere to be found.<\/p>\n<p>Today The Queen walked out into the living room holding them.  &#8220;Are these yours?&#8221;  she asked.  &#8220;They were in my drawer.  I must have put them in there by mistake.&#8221;<\/p>\n<p>Damn.  I&#8217;d been holding out hope that a hazy memory about a J<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>I lost a pair of pants about two weeks ago. One day I had them, the next they were gone. I looked for them everywhere, but they were nowhere to be found. Today The Queen walked out into the living room holding them. &#8220;Are these yours?&#8221; she asked. &#8220;They were in my drawer. I must [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":2,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"closed","ping_status":"closed","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[6],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-3161","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-storytelling"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/defectiveyeti.com\/wordpress\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/3161","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/defectiveyeti.com\/wordpress\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/defectiveyeti.com\/wordpress\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/defectiveyeti.com\/wordpress\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/2"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/defectiveyeti.com\/wordpress\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=3161"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/defectiveyeti.com\/wordpress\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/3161\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/defectiveyeti.com\/wordpress\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=3161"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/defectiveyeti.com\/wordpress\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=3161"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/defectiveyeti.com\/wordpress\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=3161"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}