{"id":3181,"date":"2006-05-12T14:58:33","date_gmt":"2006-05-12T21:58:33","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/defectiveyeti.com\/?p=3181"},"modified":"2006-05-12T14:58:33","modified_gmt":"2006-05-12T21:58:33","slug":"friday-afternoon-scratchpad-10","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/defectiveyeti.com\/wordpress\/2006\/05\/12\/friday-afternoon-scratchpad-10\/","title":{"rendered":"Friday Afternoon Scratchpad"},"content":{"rendered":"

Tap Dance<\/u><\/p>\n

This Domestic Surveillance story is the gift that keeps on giving. First they assured us that they weren’t tapping any phones without a warrant; then we discover that, well, okay, they were recording some<\/em> conversations without a warrant, but only a few; now come to find out that the phone records of millions of Americans were requisitioned.<\/p>\n

It’s like of those horror stories that just gets progressively more ludicrous as it goes along. I can only imagine what’s going to come next.<\/p>\n

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<diaper>poop<\/diaper><\/u><\/p>\n

As both a geek and father to a toddler, I’ve noticed that I tend to use the phrase “well-formed” a lot at work in reference to XML and lot at home in reference to poop.<\/p>\n

Dishturbed<\/u><\/p>\n

Last night I dreamed that I was putting dirty bowls and glasses into a half-full dishwasher, only to suddenly realize that the dishes that had been in there before I started were already clean!!<\/em>.<\/p>\n

Seriously, my subconscious: Is that the best anxiety dream you could come up with? It’s like you’re not even trying anymore.<\/p>\n

Eye Where<\/u><\/p>\n

Yesterday I saw a young women in the library wearing a pushup bra under a t-shirt that was at least a size too small. The shirt had an arrow pointing up and the text “MY EYES ARE UP HERE!”<\/p>\n

Come on. That’s practically entrapment.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"

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