{"id":3185,"date":"2006-05-19T10:50:00","date_gmt":"2006-05-19T17:50:00","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/defectiveyeti.com\/?p=3185"},"modified":"2006-05-19T10:50:00","modified_gmt":"2006-05-19T17:50:00","slug":"the-bad-review-revue-45","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/defectiveyeti.com\/wordpress\/2006\/05\/19\/the-bad-review-revue-45\/","title":{"rendered":"The Bad Review Revue"},"content":{"rendered":"

American Dreamz<\/b>:\t “The jokes don’t just fizzle into insignificance; they flop about with gaudy ineffectualness, gasping for air like newly landed trout.” Manohla Dargis, NEW YORK TIMES<\/a><\/p>\n

Date Movie<\/b>: “Rated PG-13 because 13 is the maximum age of those who might find it funny.” — Kyle Smith, NEW YORK POST<\/a><\/p>\n

Failure To Launch<\/b>: “Apocalyptically awful romantic comedy.” — Stephen Rea, PHILADELPHIA INQUIRER<\/a><\/p>\n

RV<\/b>: “The downwardly spiraling career trajectories of Robin Williams and director Barry Sonnenfeld intertwine like the ropes of a tangled parachute, and all the helpless viewer can do is look on aghast as the whole abortive fiasco plummets toward Earth.” — John Patterson, LA WEEKLY<\/a><\/p>\n

Scary Movie 4<\/b>: “Worse than Scary Movies 1 through 3. And they were terrible.” — Kim Newman, EMPIRE<\/a><\/p>\n

The Da Vinci Code<\/b>: “Ron Howard’s adaptation of Dan Brown’s best-selling primer on how not to write an English sentence … is one of the few screen versions of a book that may take longer to watch than to read.” — A.O. Scott, NEW YORK TIMES Anil<\/a> is right — you should read the whole thing<\/a>.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"

American Dreamz: “The jokes don’t just fizzle into insignificance; they flop about with gaudy ineffectualness, gasping for air like newly landed trout.” Manohla Dargis, NEW YORK TIMES Date Movie: “Rated PG-13 because 13 is the maximum age of those who might find it funny.” — Kyle Smith, NEW YORK POST Failure To Launch: “Apocalyptically awful […]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":2,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"closed","ping_status":"closed","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[12],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-3185","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-bad-review-revue"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/defectiveyeti.com\/wordpress\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/3185","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/defectiveyeti.com\/wordpress\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/defectiveyeti.com\/wordpress\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/defectiveyeti.com\/wordpress\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/2"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/defectiveyeti.com\/wordpress\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=3185"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/defectiveyeti.com\/wordpress\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/3185\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/defectiveyeti.com\/wordpress\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=3185"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/defectiveyeti.com\/wordpress\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=3185"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/defectiveyeti.com\/wordpress\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=3185"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}