{"id":3318,"date":"2007-01-15T09:52:29","date_gmt":"2007-01-15T16:52:29","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/defectiveyeti.com\/?p=3318"},"modified":"2007-01-15T09:52:29","modified_gmt":"2007-01-15T16:52:29","slug":"you-say-tomato","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/defectiveyeti.com\/wordpress\/2007\/01\/15\/you-say-tomato\/","title":{"rendered":"You Say Tomato"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>My Pa-In-Law came to visit last weekend.  At one point he was reading a small book.<\/p>\n<blockquote><p><b>Me<\/b>:  What&#8217;cha readin&#8217;?<\/p>\n<p><b>Pa-In-La<\/b>:  The manual for the router I just bought.  I&#8217;m trying to figure out how to set it up.<\/p>\n<p><b>M<\/b>:  [Sighs inwardly at the cluelessness of this generation regarding the fundamentals of networking]  Maybe I can help.  How many PCs are you trying to connect?  And is it wireless?   You know, most of these routers just have a configuration page you can access through your browser, and you can set it all up through that.<\/p>\n<p><b>P<\/b>:  It&#8217;s a router for the hardwood floors I&#8217;m installing.<\/p>\n<p><b>M<\/b>: You shouldn&#8217;t need to install &#8230; wait, &#8220;floors?&#8221;<\/p>\n<p><b>P<\/b>:  Right.  Do you know what a wood router is?<\/p>\n<p><b>M<\/b>:  I, well&#8230;  Um, not really.<\/p>\n<p><b>P<\/b>:  [Sighs inwardly at the cluelessness of this generation regarding the fundamentals of home improvement]  Okay.  So, say you have a piece of wood, and you need to mold the edges &#8230;<\/p><\/blockquote>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>My Pa-In-Law came to visit last weekend. At one point he was reading a small book. Me: What&#8217;cha readin&#8217;? Pa-In-La: The manual for the router I just bought. I&#8217;m trying to figure out how to set it up. M: [Sighs inwardly at the cluelessness of this generation regarding the fundamentals of networking] Maybe I can [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":2,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"closed","ping_status":"closed","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[10],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-3318","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-conversations"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/defectiveyeti.com\/wordpress\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/3318","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/defectiveyeti.com\/wordpress\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/defectiveyeti.com\/wordpress\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/defectiveyeti.com\/wordpress\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/2"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/defectiveyeti.com\/wordpress\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=3318"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/defectiveyeti.com\/wordpress\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/3318\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/defectiveyeti.com\/wordpress\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=3318"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/defectiveyeti.com\/wordpress\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=3318"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/defectiveyeti.com\/wordpress\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=3318"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}