{"id":3344,"date":"2007-02-07T11:25:45","date_gmt":"2007-02-07T18:25:45","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/defectiveyeti.com\/?p=3344"},"modified":"2007-02-07T11:25:45","modified_gmt":"2007-02-07T18:25:45","slug":"headline-news-4","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/defectiveyeti.com\/wordpress\/2007\/02\/07\/headline-news-4\/","title":{"rendered":"Headline News"},"content":{"rendered":"<blockquote>\n<div align='center'>\n<h3>ASTRONAUT ACCUSED OF ATTEMPTED MURDER FREE ON BAIL<\/h3>\n<h4>Nowak ordered to remain on Earth until arraignment<\/h4>\n<\/div>\n<\/blockquote>\n<p>Sorry, one-liners are about all I have time, right now.  Expect no updates for the remainder of the week frowny-face-emoticon.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>ASTRONAUT ACCUSED OF ATTEMPTED MURDER FREE ON BAIL Nowak ordered to remain on Earth until arraignment Sorry, one-liners are about all I have time, right now. Expect no updates for the remainder of the week frowny-face-emoticon.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":2,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"closed","ping_status":"closed","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[7],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-3344","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-news"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/defectiveyeti.com\/wordpress\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/3344","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/defectiveyeti.com\/wordpress\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/defectiveyeti.com\/wordpress\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/defectiveyeti.com\/wordpress\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/2"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/defectiveyeti.com\/wordpress\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=3344"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/defectiveyeti.com\/wordpress\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/3344\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/defectiveyeti.com\/wordpress\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=3344"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/defectiveyeti.com\/wordpress\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=3344"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/defectiveyeti.com\/wordpress\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=3344"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}