{"id":3356,"date":"2007-03-02T22:26:48","date_gmt":"2007-03-03T05:26:48","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/defectiveyeti.com\/?p=3356"},"modified":"2007-03-02T22:26:48","modified_gmt":"2007-03-03T05:26:48","slug":"the-bad-review-revue-52","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/defectiveyeti.com\/wordpress\/2007\/03\/02\/the-bad-review-revue-52\/","title":{"rendered":"The Bad Review Revue"},"content":{"rendered":"

The Hitcher<\/b>: “All thumbs.” — Desson Thomson, WASHINGTON POST<\/a><\/p>\n

The Messengers<\/b>: “A screenplay that has the sophistication and complexity of a college dorm message board.” — Tirdad Derakhshani, PHILADELPHIA INQUIRER<\/a><\/p>\n

Epic Movie<\/b>: “Jason Friedberg and Aaron Seltzer must be stopped. For the last two years, this filmmaking team has created a series of spoof movies so feeble, shoddy and unfunny that they may be part of a diabolical, Manchurian Candidate<\/em>-like plot to stunt the intellectual development of American adolescents.” — Jason Anderson, THE GLOBE AND MAIL<\/a><\/p>\n

Because I Said So<\/b>: “Not so much phoned in as it is auto-dialed with a text-to-speech prerecorded message in one of those creepy robotic voices.” — Carina Chocano, LOS ANGELES TIMES<\/a><\/p>\n

Norbit<\/b>: “If I thought hijacking a plane carrying prints of the film and crashing it into [Eddie] Murphy’s house would put a stop to it, I’d go out and buy a box cutter right now.” — Pete Vonder Haar, FILM THREAT<\/a><\/p>\n

Blood and Chocolate<\/b>: “Werewolf flick that seems to have used up its entire special-effects budget on canine contact lenses.” — Kyle Smith, NEW YORK POST<\/a><\/p>\n

Ghost Rider<\/b>: “All the sugar-injected horsepower of a 6-year-old on a Big Wheel. ” — Marc Savlov, Austin Chronicle<\/a><\/p>\n

The Number 23<\/b>: “Grips hold of one stupid idea and runs so far with it, in so many directions, to such little purpose, that it nearly won me over from sheer berserkoid effort.” — Nathan Lee, VILLAGE VOICE<\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"

The Hitcher: “All thumbs.” — Desson Thomson, WASHINGTON POST The Messengers: “A screenplay that has the sophistication and complexity of a college dorm message board.” — Tirdad Derakhshani, PHILADELPHIA INQUIRER Epic Movie: “Jason Friedberg and Aaron Seltzer must be stopped. For the last two years, this filmmaking team has created a series of spoof movies […]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":2,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"closed","ping_status":"closed","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[12],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-3356","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-bad-review-revue"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/defectiveyeti.com\/wordpress\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/3356","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/defectiveyeti.com\/wordpress\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/defectiveyeti.com\/wordpress\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/defectiveyeti.com\/wordpress\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/2"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/defectiveyeti.com\/wordpress\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=3356"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/defectiveyeti.com\/wordpress\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/3356\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/defectiveyeti.com\/wordpress\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=3356"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/defectiveyeti.com\/wordpress\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=3356"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/defectiveyeti.com\/wordpress\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=3356"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}