{"id":3360,"date":"2007-03-08T20:57:09","date_gmt":"2007-03-09T03:57:09","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/defectiveyeti.com\/?p=3360"},"modified":"2007-03-08T20:57:09","modified_gmt":"2007-03-09T03:57:09","slug":"fool-and-his-money","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/defectiveyeti.com\/wordpress\/2007\/03\/08\/fool-and-his-money\/","title":{"rendered":"Fool And His Money"},"content":{"rendered":"<p><b>Coworker One<\/b>:  The vending machine is giving out Susan B. Anthony coins.<\/p>\n<p><b>Coworker two<\/b>:  Mm?<\/p>\n<p><b>Coworker One<\/b>:  Yeah.  I put in a five, and got four of these back as change.  It usually gives you those Sacagawea coins&#8211;I&#8217;ve never seen it give Susan B&#8217;s before.<\/p>\n<p><b>Coworker two<\/b>:  I&#8217;ve never seen a Susan B. Anthony coin in my life.<\/p>\n<p><b>Coworker One<\/b>:  Really?  Here, take a look.<\/p>\n<p><b>Coworker two<\/b>:  Thanks.<\/p>\n<p><b>Coworker One<\/b>:  You can go ahead and keep it, if you want.<\/p>\n<p><b>Coworker two<\/b>:  Okay, cool.<\/p>\n<p>{Long pause}<\/p>\n<p><b>Coworker One<\/b>:  Hey, wait a minute: I just gave you a <em>dollar<\/em>.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Coworker One: The vending machine is giving out Susan B. Anthony coins. Coworker two: Mm? Coworker One: Yeah. I put in a five, and got four of these back as change. It usually gives you those Sacagawea coins&#8211;I&#8217;ve never seen it give Susan B&#8217;s before. Coworker two: I&#8217;ve never seen a Susan B. Anthony coin [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":2,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"closed","ping_status":"closed","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[10],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-3360","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-conversations"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/defectiveyeti.com\/wordpress\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/3360","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/defectiveyeti.com\/wordpress\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/defectiveyeti.com\/wordpress\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/defectiveyeti.com\/wordpress\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/2"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/defectiveyeti.com\/wordpress\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=3360"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/defectiveyeti.com\/wordpress\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/3360\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/defectiveyeti.com\/wordpress\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=3360"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/defectiveyeti.com\/wordpress\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=3360"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/defectiveyeti.com\/wordpress\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=3360"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}