{"id":3388,"date":"2007-04-11T22:14:19","date_gmt":"2007-04-12T05:14:19","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/defectiveyeti.com\/?p=3388"},"modified":"2007-04-11T22:14:19","modified_gmt":"2007-04-12T05:14:19","slug":"egged-on","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/defectiveyeti.com\/wordpress\/2007\/04\/11\/egged-on\/","title":{"rendered":"Egged On"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>The vending machine at my work contains <a hre='http:\/\/bradkent.com:8080\/wrappers\/?wrapper=hershey\/ultimate_soft_baked_cookie'>Hershey&#8217;s Ultimate Soft-Baked Cookies<\/a>.<\/p>\n<p>From a marketing standpoint, I guess the name &#8220;Soft-Baked Cookies&#8221; is catchier than &#8220;Undercooked Pastries.&#8221;  Though not as clever as &#8220;Salmo-Nilla Wafers.&#8221;<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>The vending machine at my work contains Hershey&#8217;s Ultimate Soft-Baked Cookies. From a marketing standpoint, I guess the name &#8220;Soft-Baked Cookies&#8221; is catchier than &#8220;Undercooked Pastries.&#8221; Though not as clever as &#8220;Salmo-Nilla Wafers.&#8221;<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":2,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"closed","ping_status":"closed","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[9],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-3388","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-observations"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/defectiveyeti.com\/wordpress\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/3388","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/defectiveyeti.com\/wordpress\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/defectiveyeti.com\/wordpress\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/defectiveyeti.com\/wordpress\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/2"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/defectiveyeti.com\/wordpress\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=3388"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/defectiveyeti.com\/wordpress\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/3388\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/defectiveyeti.com\/wordpress\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=3388"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/defectiveyeti.com\/wordpress\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=3388"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/defectiveyeti.com\/wordpress\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=3388"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}