{"id":3395,"date":"2007-04-19T13:46:31","date_gmt":"2007-04-19T20:46:31","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/defectiveyeti.com\/?p=3395"},"modified":"2007-04-19T13:46:31","modified_gmt":"2007-04-19T20:46:31","slug":"riposted","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/defectiveyeti.com\/wordpress\/2007\/04\/19\/riposted\/","title":{"rendered":"Riposted"},"content":{"rendered":"<p><b>The Queen<\/b>:  Do you want to watch <em>America&#8217;s Next Top Model<\/em> with me.<\/p>\n<p><b>Me<\/b>:  Ah, no.  I <a href='http:\/\/www.defectiveyeti.com\/archives\/001262.html'>did that once<\/a> in my lifetime, so I&#8217;m good, thanks.<\/p>\n<p><b>The Queen<\/b>:  Oh, come on.<\/p>\n<p><b>Me<\/b>:  Sorry, but I just don&#8217;t understand the appeal of a bunch of stupid people prancing around like idiots and blurting out whatever damned-fool thing flitters through their heads.<\/p>\n<p><b>The Queen<\/b>:  &#8230; says the guy who reads political blogs.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>The Queen: Do you want to watch America&#8217;s Next Top Model with me. Me: Ah, no. I did that once in my lifetime, so I&#8217;m good, thanks. The Queen: Oh, come on. Me: Sorry, but I just don&#8217;t understand the appeal of a bunch of stupid people prancing around like idiots and blurting out whatever [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":2,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"closed","ping_status":"closed","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[10],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-3395","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-conversations"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/defectiveyeti.com\/wordpress\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/3395","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/defectiveyeti.com\/wordpress\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/defectiveyeti.com\/wordpress\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/defectiveyeti.com\/wordpress\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/2"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/defectiveyeti.com\/wordpress\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=3395"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/defectiveyeti.com\/wordpress\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/3395\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/defectiveyeti.com\/wordpress\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=3395"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/defectiveyeti.com\/wordpress\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=3395"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/defectiveyeti.com\/wordpress\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=3395"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}