{"id":3405,"date":"2007-05-04T11:04:43","date_gmt":"2007-05-04T18:04:43","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/defectiveyeti.com\/?p=3405"},"modified":"2007-05-04T11:04:43","modified_gmt":"2007-05-04T18:04:43","slug":"the-bad-review-revue-54","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/defectiveyeti.com\/wordpress\/2007\/05\/04\/the-bad-review-revue-54\/","title":{"rendered":"The Bad Review Revue"},"content":{"rendered":"

Wild Hogs<\/b>: “Does for comedies what Exxon did for Prince William Sound.” — Pete Vonder Haar, Film Threat<\/a><\/p>\n

Are We Done Yet?<\/b>: “Remarkable only for the fact that its star [Ice Cube] was ever once actually considered a threat to civic stability. If movies came any safer than this, they’d be given honourary police citations for keeping the peace.” — Geoff Pevere, TORONTO STAR<\/a><\/p>\n

Pathfinder<\/b>: “Makes <\/em>Conan the Barbarian<\/em> seem like Dostoyevsky in its complexity. ” –Stephen Hunter, WASHINGTON POST<\/a><\/p>\n

The Invisible<\/b>: “It probably seemed layered and complex when the writers were stoned. ” — Luke Y. Thompson, LA Weekly<\/a><\/p>\n

Slow Burn<\/b>: “Nothing is what it seems … unless it seems cheesy.” –Kyle Smith , NEW YORK POST<\/a><\/p>\n

And, because Kyle Smith was on a roll this week, Lucky You<\/b>: “An announcer calling a climactic poker match uses a Texas hold ’em term frequently, saying, ‘And the flop. And the flop. And the flop.’ Heck, this movie reviews itself.” — Kyle Smith , NEW YORK POST<\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"

Wild Hogs: “Does for comedies what Exxon did for Prince William Sound.” — Pete Vonder Haar, Film Threat Are We Done Yet?: “Remarkable only for the fact that its star [Ice Cube] was ever once actually considered a threat to civic stability. If movies came any safer than this, they’d be given honourary police citations […]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":2,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"closed","ping_status":"closed","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[12],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-3405","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-bad-review-revue"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/defectiveyeti.com\/wordpress\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/3405","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/defectiveyeti.com\/wordpress\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/defectiveyeti.com\/wordpress\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/defectiveyeti.com\/wordpress\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/2"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/defectiveyeti.com\/wordpress\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=3405"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/defectiveyeti.com\/wordpress\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/3405\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/defectiveyeti.com\/wordpress\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=3405"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/defectiveyeti.com\/wordpress\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=3405"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/defectiveyeti.com\/wordpress\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=3405"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}