{"id":3416,"date":"2007-05-21T14:09:24","date_gmt":"2007-05-21T21:09:24","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/defectiveyeti.com\/?p=3416"},"modified":"2007-05-21T14:09:24","modified_gmt":"2007-05-21T21:09:24","slug":"wish-i-could-draw-comics-2","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/defectiveyeti.com\/wordpress\/2007\/05\/21\/wish-i-could-draw-comics-2\/","title":{"rendered":"Wish-I-Could-Draw Comics!"},"content":{"rendered":"<p><strong>Panel 1<\/strong>:  Captain America, The Hulk, Wasp, Thor, and Iron Man converge on a box.<\/p>\n<div align='center'>\n<blockquote><p><tt>CAPTAIN AMERICA<br \/>(shouting)<br \/>Avengers Assemble!<\/tt><\/p><\/blockquote>\n<\/div>\n<p><strong>Panel 2<\/strong>:  The box, reading &#8220;IKEA,&#8221; sits off to the side.  The Avengers are sitting, bending over, and kneeling, looking quizzical, holding pieces of pine.<\/p>\n<p><strong>Panel 3<\/strong>:  The Avengers are still trying to put the pieces together; a few are attached.<\/p>\n<p><strong>Panel 4<\/strong>:  The Avengers are still trying to put the pieces together.<\/p>\n<div align='center'>\n<blockquote><p><tt>CAPTAIN AMERICA<br \/>Goddammit, Bruce!  Next time just go to Crate & Barrel and get pre-made shelves.<\/p>\n<p>HULK<br \/>(hurt)<br \/>But these were only, like, thirty bucks.<\/tt><\/p><\/blockquote>\n<\/div>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Panel 1: Captain America, The Hulk, Wasp, Thor, and Iron Man converge on a box. CAPTAIN AMERICA(shouting)Avengers Assemble! Panel 2: The box, reading &#8220;IKEA,&#8221; sits off to the side. The Avengers are sitting, bending over, and kneeling, looking quizzical, holding pieces of pine. Panel 3: The Avengers are still trying to put the pieces together; [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":2,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"closed","ping_status":"closed","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[11],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-3416","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-humor"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/defectiveyeti.com\/wordpress\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/3416","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/defectiveyeti.com\/wordpress\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/defectiveyeti.com\/wordpress\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/defectiveyeti.com\/wordpress\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/2"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/defectiveyeti.com\/wordpress\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=3416"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/defectiveyeti.com\/wordpress\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/3416\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/defectiveyeti.com\/wordpress\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=3416"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/defectiveyeti.com\/wordpress\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=3416"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/defectiveyeti.com\/wordpress\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=3416"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}