We in Seattle enjoyed torrential rains Saturday and Sunday.<\/p>\n
This morning, in the elevator, I overheard this conversation:<\/p>\n
Man<\/b>: So, what did you do this weekend?<\/p>\n
Woman<\/b>: Went to a wedding. An outdoor<\/em> wedding.<\/p>\n
Man<\/b>: Oh, god. That must have been fun.<\/p>\n
Woman<\/b>: Yeah, it was pretty bad. The bride was totally pissed at the groom because of the rain.<\/p>\n
Man<\/b>: Why? Wasn’t his fault.<\/p>\n
Woman<\/b>: I guess they had some indoor place all lined up to use, just in case, but he was sure that having it outside would be okay.<\/p>\n
Man<\/b>: Still, though. How was he supposed to know?<\/p>\n
Woman<\/b>: He’s a weatherman.<\/p><\/blockquote>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"
We in Seattle enjoyed torrential rains Saturday and Sunday. This morning, in the elevator, I overheard this conversation: Man: So, what did you do this weekend? Woman: Went to a wedding. An outdoor wedding. Man: Oh, god. That must have been fun. Woman: Yeah, it was pretty bad. The bride was totally pissed at the […]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":2,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"closed","ping_status":"closed","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[10],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-3450","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-conversations"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/defectiveyeti.com\/wordpress\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/3450","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/defectiveyeti.com\/wordpress\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/defectiveyeti.com\/wordpress\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/defectiveyeti.com\/wordpress\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/2"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/defectiveyeti.com\/wordpress\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=3450"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/defectiveyeti.com\/wordpress\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/3450\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/defectiveyeti.com\/wordpress\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=3450"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/defectiveyeti.com\/wordpress\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=3450"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/defectiveyeti.com\/wordpress\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=3450"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}