{"id":3455,"date":"2007-08-09T15:34:38","date_gmt":"2007-08-09T22:34:38","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/defectiveyeti.com\/?p=3455"},"modified":"2007-08-09T15:34:38","modified_gmt":"2007-08-09T22:34:38","slug":"fifteen-of-my-online-forum-comments-taken-out-of-context","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/defectiveyeti.com\/wordpress\/2007\/08\/09\/fifteen-of-my-online-forum-comments-taken-out-of-context\/","title":{"rendered":"Fifteen Of My Online Forum Comments, Taken Out Of Context"},"content":{"rendered":"<ul>\n<li>Supermarket sushi is just a scam to get you to buy supermarket Maalox.<\/li>\n<li>The Wonderbra has brought more joy to my life than any other modern invention. <\/li>\n<li>Interview tips:  Make or three or four oblique references to your pathological enthusiasm for Cookie Crisp cereal. About six minutes into the interview cut the interviewer off mid-sentence with &#8220;look, if you&#8217;re not going to hire me just say so now and stop wasting my time.&#8221; Enclose every mention of your skills, experience, and education in airquotes.<\/li>\n<li>Spousal apology: &#8220;I&#8217;m sorry you totally overreacted to that thing I did.&#8221;<\/li>\n<li>I just watched <em>The Descent<\/em>!\n<p><b>* spoiler space *<br \/>\n* spoiler space *<br \/>\n* spoiler space *<br \/>\n* spoiler space *<br \/>\n* spoiler space *<br \/>\n* spoiler space *<br \/>\n* spoiler space *<br \/>\n* spoiler space *<br \/>\n* spoiler space *<br \/>\n* spoiler space *<br \/>\n* spoiler space *<br \/>\n* spoiler space *<br \/>\n* spoiler space *<br \/>\n* spoiler space *<br \/>\n* spoiler space *<br \/>\n* spoiler space *<br \/>\n* spoiler space *<br \/>\n* spoiler space *<br \/>\n* spoiler space *<br \/>\n* spoiler space *<br \/>\n* spoiler space *<br \/>\n* spoiler space *<br \/>\n* spoiler space *<br \/>\n* spoiler space *<br \/>\n* spoiler space *<br \/>\n* spoiler space *<br \/>\n* spoiler space *<br \/>\n* spoiler space *<br \/>\n* spoiler space *<br \/>\n* spoiler space *<\/b><\/p>\n<p>It&#8217;s dumb.<\/li>\n<li>Q: How many racists does it take to screw in a lightbulb?  A: THATS RACIST!!!!<\/li>\n<li>I have yet to hear an argument against public breastfeeding that can&#8217;t be boiled down to &#8220;it simply isn&#8217;t done!&#8221;<\/li>\n<li>I&#8217;m sure <em>If I Did It<\/em> is just the first of a series of books, in which an assortment of c-level celebrities recount how they would have killed Nicole Simpson. The next one will be written by Al Molinaro.<\/li>\n<li>To be fair, there was no way I could have known that charcoal briquettes were inedible.<\/li>\n<li>If you receive all three of your Netflix movies on the same day, you win the company. Little known fact.  It&#8217;s already changed hands four times.<\/li>\n<li>When I see an attractive woman, I will usually follow her for a while, hoping that she will almost get hit by a car so I can rush over, push her to safety, and be a hero. If that doesn&#8217;t work I generally get in my own car and almost hit her myself, as a service to other potential suitors.<\/li>\n<li>We tried attachment parenting for a while; now we&#8217;re giving detachment a whirl.<\/li>\n<li>I used to think that democracy was a pretty good idea, until the Washington State Voter&#8217;s Initiative System taught me otherwise.<\/li>\n<li>I&#8217;ve known a few people with bunnies. My general impression is that the &#8220;interesting companion to upkeep&#8221; ratio is skewed towards the latter&#8211;not that they require a lot of work, just that they aren&#8217;t terribly engaging.  That said, I like the idea of a pet you could conceivably eat if things turn sour.<\/li>\n<li>You should start a blog so we can all not read it.<\/li>\n<\/ul>\n<p>See also:  <a href='http:\/\/www.defectiveyeti.com\/archives\/001607.html'>Fifteen Of My Metafilter Comments, Taken Out Of Context<\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Supermarket sushi is just a scam to get you to buy supermarket Maalox. The Wonderbra has brought more joy to my life than any other modern invention. Interview tips: Make or three or four oblique references to your pathological enthusiasm for Cookie Crisp cereal. About six minutes into the interview cut the interviewer off mid-sentence [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":2,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"closed","ping_status":"closed","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[42],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-3455","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-lists"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/defectiveyeti.com\/wordpress\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/3455","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/defectiveyeti.com\/wordpress\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/defectiveyeti.com\/wordpress\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/defectiveyeti.com\/wordpress\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/2"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/defectiveyeti.com\/wordpress\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=3455"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/defectiveyeti.com\/wordpress\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/3455\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/defectiveyeti.com\/wordpress\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=3455"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/defectiveyeti.com\/wordpress\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=3455"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/defectiveyeti.com\/wordpress\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=3455"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}