{"id":3456,"date":"2007-08-10T11:40:01","date_gmt":"2007-08-10T18:40:01","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/defectiveyeti.com\/?p=3456"},"modified":"2007-08-10T11:40:01","modified_gmt":"2007-08-10T18:40:01","slug":"the-bad-review-revue-skanks-a-million","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/defectiveyeti.com\/wordpress\/2007\/08\/10\/the-bad-review-revue-skanks-a-million\/","title":{"rendered":"The Bad Review Revue: Skanks A Million"},"content":{"rendered":"

Critics are raving over Bratz<\/a>!<\/p>\n

“Not that I was expecting much out of a movie based on a line of dolls, but …” — Richard Roeper, EBERT & ROEPER<\/a><\/p>\n

“OMG! This movie is SO BAD! I can’t believe I just spent an hour and a half of my life, like, watching it, when I could have been totally trying on hairbands!” — Amy Biancolli, HOUSTON CHRONICLE<\/a><\/p>\n

“As for Jon Voight’s presence as the school’s principal, one can only assume his Oscar statue is shedding actual tears.” — Elizabeth Weitzman, DAILY NEWS<\/a><\/p>\n

“Offers supporting evidence that any film in which ‘Awesome!’ gets uttered more than three times should get a NC-17 rating, regardless of all the benefits such a move would deny the hair-extension industry.” — John Anderson, VARIETY<\/a><\/p>\n

“I could actually feel my brain stem shrivel up as I watched it.” — Ty Burr, BOSTON GLOBE<\/a><\/p>\n

“To the Bratz<\/em>, individualism is only cool as long as it doesn’t require unfashionable pants.” — Jeannette Catsoulis, THE NEW YORK TIMES<\/a><\/p>\n

“On the wrong side side of the so-bad-it’s-good line.” — John Anderson, LOS ANGELES TIMES<\/a><\/p>\n

“Doesn’t have an idea in its head but still screams at the top of its lungs.” — Jonathan Rosenbaum, CHICAGO READER<\/a><\/p>\n

“Bratz<\/em> celebrates something even more important than good grades or good friends: the vital acquisition of totally awesome shoes.” — Connie Ogle, MIAMI HERALD<\/a><\/p>\n

“Will rot your child’s mind, drain her soul and likely encourage early Botox dependency.” — Tom Long, DETROIT NEWS<\/a><\/p>\n<\/blockquote>\n

Also: “Even Lindsay Lohan’s mug shot was made with more skill than this bottom-of-the-barrel B-movie.” Technically this is from a review<\/a> of I Know Who Killed Me<\/em>, but lumping Lohan in with the Bratz seems thematically appropriate. Thanks to Daniel<\/a> for the tip.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"

Critics are raving over Bratz! “Not that I was expecting much out of a movie based on a line of dolls, but …” — Richard Roeper, EBERT & ROEPER “OMG! This movie is SO BAD! I can’t believe I just spent an hour and a half of my life, like, watching it, when I could […]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":2,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"closed","ping_status":"closed","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[12],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-3456","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-bad-review-revue"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/defectiveyeti.com\/wordpress\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/3456","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/defectiveyeti.com\/wordpress\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/defectiveyeti.com\/wordpress\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/defectiveyeti.com\/wordpress\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/2"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/defectiveyeti.com\/wordpress\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=3456"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/defectiveyeti.com\/wordpress\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/3456\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/defectiveyeti.com\/wordpress\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=3456"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/defectiveyeti.com\/wordpress\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=3456"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/defectiveyeti.com\/wordpress\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=3456"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}