{"id":3465,"date":"2007-08-23T10:49:48","date_gmt":"2007-08-23T17:49:48","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/defectiveyeti.com\/?p=3465"},"modified":"2007-08-23T10:49:48","modified_gmt":"2007-08-23T17:49:48","slug":"so-i-called-up-the-captain","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/defectiveyeti.com\/wordpress\/2007\/08\/23\/so-i-called-up-the-captain\/","title":{"rendered":"So I Called Up The Captain"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>I just set my cellphone&#8217;s ringtone to <em>Hotel California<\/em>.  Man, I love that song.  My favorite part is the fadeout at the very end.  So awesome.  I could listen to it a million times and not get tired of it.<\/p>\n<p>Anyway, if you call and it takes me six minutes and eight seconds to pick up, that&#8217;s what&#8217;s going on.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>I just set my cellphone&#8217;s ringtone to Hotel California. Man, I love that song. My favorite part is the fadeout at the very end. So awesome. I could listen to it a million times and not get tired of it. Anyway, if you call and it takes me six minutes and eight seconds to pick [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":2,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"closed","ping_status":"closed","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[11],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-3465","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-humor"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/defectiveyeti.com\/wordpress\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/3465","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/defectiveyeti.com\/wordpress\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/defectiveyeti.com\/wordpress\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/defectiveyeti.com\/wordpress\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/2"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/defectiveyeti.com\/wordpress\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=3465"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/defectiveyeti.com\/wordpress\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/3465\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/defectiveyeti.com\/wordpress\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=3465"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/defectiveyeti.com\/wordpress\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=3465"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/defectiveyeti.com\/wordpress\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=3465"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}