{"id":3466,"date":"2007-08-23T12:53:03","date_gmt":"2007-08-23T19:53:03","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/defectiveyeti.com\/?p=3466"},"modified":"2007-08-23T12:53:03","modified_gmt":"2007-08-23T19:53:03","slug":"atonal","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/defectiveyeti.com\/wordpress\/2007\/08\/23\/atonal\/","title":{"rendered":"Atonal"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>Just to clarify, that last post was wholly invented.  I still do not have a cellphone.<\/p>\n<p>I have, however, been thinking a about ringtones a lot in the last two days, trapped, as I am, in a jury holding area with 200-odd other Seattlites.     When you take a random sampling of the population these days, you also get a random sampling of ringtones, and I&#8217;ve been treated to snippets from everything from rock to pop to classical to Star Trek sound effects.<\/p>\n<p>I find it funny that people don&#8217;t change their ringtones for certain occasions.  The same guy who gets all dressed up in a suit and tie to jury duty thinks nothing of arriving with a cellphone set to &#8220;Quacking Duck.&#8221;<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Just to clarify, that last post was wholly invented. I still do not have a cellphone. I have, however, been thinking a about ringtones a lot in the last two days, trapped, as I am, in a jury holding area with 200-odd other Seattlites. When you take a random sampling of the population these days, [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":2,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"closed","ping_status":"closed","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[9],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-3466","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-observations"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/defectiveyeti.com\/wordpress\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/3466","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/defectiveyeti.com\/wordpress\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/defectiveyeti.com\/wordpress\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/defectiveyeti.com\/wordpress\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/2"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/defectiveyeti.com\/wordpress\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=3466"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/defectiveyeti.com\/wordpress\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/3466\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/defectiveyeti.com\/wordpress\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=3466"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/defectiveyeti.com\/wordpress\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=3466"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/defectiveyeti.com\/wordpress\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=3466"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}