{"id":3561,"date":"2008-01-30T16:52:48","date_gmt":"2008-01-30T23:52:48","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/defectiveyeti.com\/?p=3561"},"modified":"2008-01-30T16:52:48","modified_gmt":"2008-01-30T23:52:48","slug":"snippet-of-dialog-i-am-parking-here-until-i-get-around-to-writing-that-screenplay","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/defectiveyeti.com\/wordpress\/2008\/01\/30\/snippet-of-dialog-i-am-parking-here-until-i-get-around-to-writing-that-screenplay\/","title":{"rendered":"Snippet of Dialog I am Parking Here Until I Get Around to Writing That Screenplay"},"content":{"rendered":"<p><b>Guy 1<\/b>: What have you been up to?<\/p>\n<p><b>Guy 2<\/b>: Looking and lots and lots of pictures of gunshot wounds.<\/p>\n<p><b>Guy 1<\/b>: What for?<\/p>\n<p><b>Guy 2<\/b>: I&#8217;m studying.  Pre-med.<\/p>\n<p><b>Guy 1<\/b>: Ah.  Going to be a doctor, eh?<\/p>\n<p><b>Guy 2<\/b>: No, I meant premeditated murder.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Guy 1: What have you been up to? Guy 2: Looking and lots and lots of pictures of gunshot wounds. Guy 1: What for? Guy 2: I&#8217;m studying. Pre-med. Guy 1: Ah. Going to be a doctor, eh? Guy 2: No, I meant premeditated murder.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":2,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"closed","ping_status":"closed","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[10],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-3561","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-conversations"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/defectiveyeti.com\/wordpress\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/3561","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/defectiveyeti.com\/wordpress\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/defectiveyeti.com\/wordpress\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/defectiveyeti.com\/wordpress\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/2"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/defectiveyeti.com\/wordpress\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=3561"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/defectiveyeti.com\/wordpress\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/3561\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/defectiveyeti.com\/wordpress\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=3561"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/defectiveyeti.com\/wordpress\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=3561"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/defectiveyeti.com\/wordpress\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=3561"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}