{"id":3562,"date":"2008-02-01T22:14:25","date_gmt":"2008-02-02T05:14:25","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/defectiveyeti.com\/?p=3562"},"modified":"2008-02-01T22:14:25","modified_gmt":"2008-02-02T05:14:25","slug":"the-bad-review-revue-60","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/defectiveyeti.com\/wordpress\/2008\/02\/01\/the-bad-review-revue-60\/","title":{"rendered":"The Bad Review Revue"},"content":{"rendered":"

Meet the Spartans<\/b>: “Hey, guys, when you repurpose a disco hit to poke fun at gay men, not only do you look like assholes, you look like assholes who rip their jokes off of YouTube.” — Kimberley Jones, AUSTIN CHRONICLE<\/a><\/p>\n

Hitman<\/b>: “Like watching someone stupid play a bad video game.” — Shawn Levy, PORTLAND OREGONIAN<\/a><\/p>\n

Strange Wilderness<\/b>: “The funniest part of Strange Wilderness<\/em> is the trailer for Harold & Kumar Escape From Guantanamo Bay<\/em> that’s running before it.” — Ty Burr, BOSTON GLOBE<\/a><\/p>\n

One Missed Call<\/b>: “If your cell phone vibrates while you’re watching One Missed Call<\/em>, go ahead and answer, because even a wrong number will be more exciting than what’s happening onscreen.” — Chuck Wilson, LA WEEKLY<\/a><\/p>\n

Over Her Dead Body<\/b>: “Is to romantic comedy what Spam is to meat.” — Wesley Morris, BOSTON GLOBE<\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"

Meet the Spartans: “Hey, guys, when you repurpose a disco hit to poke fun at gay men, not only do you look like assholes, you look like assholes who rip their jokes off of YouTube.” — Kimberley Jones, AUSTIN CHRONICLE Hitman: “Like watching someone stupid play a bad video game.” — Shawn Levy, PORTLAND OREGONIAN […]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":2,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"closed","ping_status":"closed","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[12],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-3562","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-bad-review-revue"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/defectiveyeti.com\/wordpress\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/3562","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/defectiveyeti.com\/wordpress\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/defectiveyeti.com\/wordpress\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/defectiveyeti.com\/wordpress\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/2"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/defectiveyeti.com\/wordpress\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=3562"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/defectiveyeti.com\/wordpress\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/3562\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/defectiveyeti.com\/wordpress\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=3562"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/defectiveyeti.com\/wordpress\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=3562"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/defectiveyeti.com\/wordpress\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=3562"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}