{"id":3567,"date":"2008-02-08T13:44:31","date_gmt":"2008-02-08T20:44:31","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/defectiveyeti.com\/?p=3567"},"modified":"2008-02-08T13:44:31","modified_gmt":"2008-02-08T20:44:31","slug":"the-bad-review-revue-the-siege-of-paris","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/defectiveyeti.com\/wordpress\/2008\/02\/08\/the-bad-review-revue-the-siege-of-paris\/","title":{"rendered":"The Bad Review Revue: The Siege of Paris"},"content":{"rendered":"

Critics are raving over The Hottie and the Nottie<\/a>!<\/p>\n

“Preposterous, disingenuous, remarkably unfunny and genuinely distasteful.” — Maitland McDonagh, TV GUIDE<\/a><\/p>\n

“Crass, shrill, disingenuous, tawdry, mean-spirited, vulgar, idiotic, boring, slapdash, half-assed, and very, very unfunny.” — Nathan Lee, VILLAGE VOICE<\/a><\/p>\n

“It’s not like Paris Hilton to rise above her material, but The Hottie and the Nottie<\/em> sinks so low that all she has to do is stand upright.” — Sam Adams, LOS ANGELES TIMES<\/a><\/p>\n

“‘This movie hates women’ is written over and over in my notebook, but that’s not quite fair. This movie hates unattractive<\/em> women.” — Suzanne Condie Lambert, ARIZONA REPUBLIC<\/a><\/p>\n

“Great actors make the craft look easy. In this Paris Hilton comedy, acting looks very, very difficult.” — Kyle Smith, NEW YORK POST<\/a><\/p>\n

“How bad is this feature from deservedly unknown director Tom Putnam? How’s this?: It’s a blot on Paris Hilton’s dignity.” — Andy Klein, LOS ANGELES CITYBEAT<\/a><\/p>\n

“Heidi Ferrer’s screenplay…succeeds at just one thing: trumpeting one of the most anti-feminist messages in recent film history.” — Jessica Reaves, CHICAGO TRIBUNE<\/a><\/p>\n

“This pea-brained vanity production…” — Nell Minow, CHICAGO SUN-TIMES<\/a><\/p>\n

“This gross-out-on-camera … ” — Rex Reed, NEW YORK OBSERVER<\/a><\/p>\n

“This tasteless train wreck …” — Jeannette Catsoulis, THE NEW YORK TIMES<\/a><\/p>\n

“This comedy abomination …” — Peter Travers, ROLLING STONE<\/a><\/p>\n

“Imagine the worst movie you’ve ever seen. Got it? Now try to think of something worse. That something is this movie.” — Connie Ogle, MIAMI HERALD<\/a><\/p><\/blockquote>\n

Current Rotten Tomatoes composite score: 7%<\/a>.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"

Critics are raving over The Hottie and the Nottie! “Preposterous, disingenuous, remarkably unfunny and genuinely distasteful.” — Maitland McDonagh, TV GUIDE “Crass, shrill, disingenuous, tawdry, mean-spirited, vulgar, idiotic, boring, slapdash, half-assed, and very, very unfunny.” — Nathan Lee, VILLAGE VOICE “It’s not like Paris Hilton to rise above her material, but The Hottie and the […]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":2,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"closed","ping_status":"closed","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[12],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-3567","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-bad-review-revue"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/defectiveyeti.com\/wordpress\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/3567","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/defectiveyeti.com\/wordpress\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/defectiveyeti.com\/wordpress\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/defectiveyeti.com\/wordpress\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/2"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/defectiveyeti.com\/wordpress\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=3567"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/defectiveyeti.com\/wordpress\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/3567\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/defectiveyeti.com\/wordpress\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=3567"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/defectiveyeti.com\/wordpress\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=3567"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/defectiveyeti.com\/wordpress\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=3567"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}