{"id":3586,"date":"2008-04-22T11:30:14","date_gmt":"2008-04-22T18:30:14","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/defectiveyeti.com\/?p=3586"},"modified":"2008-04-22T11:30:14","modified_gmt":"2008-04-22T18:30:14","slug":"bit-of-free-verse-that-popped-into-my-head-at-three-oclock-this-morning","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/defectiveyeti.com\/wordpress\/2008\/04\/22\/bit-of-free-verse-that-popped-into-my-head-at-three-oclock-this-morning\/","title":{"rendered":"Bit of Free Verse That Popped Into My Head At Three O&#8217;Clock This  Morning"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>Somewhere in the annals<br \/>\nof European history<br \/>\nIs a man by the name<br \/>\nOf Al Dente.<\/p>\n<p>Who served to his guests<br \/>\nPlates of undercooked pasta<br \/>\nAnd then stubbornly insisted<br \/>\nHe had done so by choice.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Somewhere in the annals of European history Is a man by the name Of Al Dente. Who served to his guests Plates of undercooked pasta And then stubbornly insisted He had done so by choice.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":2,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"closed","ping_status":"closed","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[5],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-3586","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-misc"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/defectiveyeti.com\/wordpress\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/3586","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/defectiveyeti.com\/wordpress\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/defectiveyeti.com\/wordpress\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/defectiveyeti.com\/wordpress\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/2"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/defectiveyeti.com\/wordpress\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=3586"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/defectiveyeti.com\/wordpress\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/3586\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/defectiveyeti.com\/wordpress\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=3586"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/defectiveyeti.com\/wordpress\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=3586"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/defectiveyeti.com\/wordpress\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=3586"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}