{"id":3589,"date":"2008-04-25T19:55:49","date_gmt":"2008-04-26T02:55:49","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/defectiveyeti.com\/?p=3589"},"modified":"2008-04-25T19:55:49","modified_gmt":"2008-04-26T02:55:49","slug":"the-bad-review-revue-61","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/defectiveyeti.com\/wordpress\/2008\/04\/25\/the-bad-review-revue-61\/","title":{"rendered":"The Bad Review Revue"},"content":{"rendered":"

Deception<\/b>: “A nonprescription alternative to Ambien.” — Lou Lumenick, NEW YORK POST<\/a><\/p>\n

88 Minutes<\/b>: “Will be hard-pressed to last much longer than its title in theaters before doing time on DVD.” — Michael Rechtshaffen, THE HOLLYWOOD REPORTER<\/a><\/p>\n

Never Back Down<\/b>: “Speeds up and slows down as though controlled by a director in the grip of competing medications.” — Jeannette Catsoulis, THE NEW YORK TIMES<\/a><\/p>\n

Superhero Movie<\/b>: “Writer\/director Craig Mazin took the screenplay for Spider-Man<\/EM>, propped it up next to his MacBook, and just went through it, inserting fart gags, pratfalls and the lamest of jokes.” — Peter Howell, TORONTO STAR<\/A><\/p>\n

College Road Trip<\/b>: “Better than most Martin Lawrence movies, much as strep throat is better than malaria.” — Kyle Smith, NEW YORK POST<\/a><\/p>\n

10,0000 BC<\/b>: “Apocalypto<\/em> for pussies.” — Peter Travers, ROLLING STONE<\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"

Deception: “A nonprescription alternative to Ambien.” — Lou Lumenick, NEW YORK POST 88 Minutes: “Will be hard-pressed to last much longer than its title in theaters before doing time on DVD.” — Michael Rechtshaffen, THE HOLLYWOOD REPORTER Never Back Down: “Speeds up and slows down as though controlled by a director in the grip of […]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":2,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"closed","ping_status":"closed","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[12],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-3589","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-bad-review-revue"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/defectiveyeti.com\/wordpress\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/3589","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/defectiveyeti.com\/wordpress\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/defectiveyeti.com\/wordpress\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/defectiveyeti.com\/wordpress\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/2"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/defectiveyeti.com\/wordpress\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=3589"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/defectiveyeti.com\/wordpress\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/3589\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/defectiveyeti.com\/wordpress\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=3589"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/defectiveyeti.com\/wordpress\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=3589"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/defectiveyeti.com\/wordpress\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=3589"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}