{"id":3607,"date":"2008-05-28T14:57:36","date_gmt":"2008-05-28T21:57:36","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/defectiveyeti.com\/?p=3607"},"modified":"2008-05-28T14:57:36","modified_gmt":"2008-05-28T21:57:36","slug":"daily-tweets","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/defectiveyeti.com\/wordpress\/2008\/05\/28\/daily-tweets\/","title":{"rendered":"Daily Tweets"},"content":{"rendered":"<ul>\n<li>You have to get up pretty early in the morning to fool Matthew Baldwin. Seriously, it gets me every time. I&#8217;m all &#8220;Why are you up so early?&#8221; <span class='footnote'><a href='http:\/\/twitter.com\/matthewbaldwin\/statuses\/822079069'>16:30 PM<\/a><\/span><\/li>\n<li>Have been smelling anise all morning.  Someone remind me: does that indicate the presence of Satan or the onset of a stroke? <span class='footnote'><a href='http:\/\/twitter.com\/matthewbaldwin\/statuses\/821934213'>11:58 AM<\/a><\/span><\/li>\n<li>Bliss and Tell: Only Googling a neologism or joke AFTER you&#8217;ve used it because you suspect 75,000 people came up with it first. <span class='footnote'><a href='http:\/\/twitter.com\/matthewbaldwin\/statuses\/821921050'>11:37 AM<\/a><\/span><\/li>\n<li>Pint of No Return:  The beer after which you will drink until drunk.  For me it is number four. <span class='footnote'><a href='http:\/\/twitter.com\/matthewbaldwin\/statuses\/821869501'>10:21 AM<\/a><\/span><\/li>\n<li>Scott McClellan&#8217;s new book, summarized:  &#8220;I totally didn&#8217;t know I was lying those 630,000 times.&#8221; <span class='footnote'><a href='http:\/\/twitter.com\/matthewbaldwin\/statuses\/821824102'>09:16 AM<\/a><\/span><\/li>\n<li>&#8220;Pornography&#8221; comes from the root words &#8220;porn,&#8221; which means &#8220;pornography,&#8221; and &#8220;ography,&#8221; which means nothing whatsoever. <span class='footnote'><a href='http:\/\/twitter.com\/matthewbaldwin\/statuses\/821812796'>09:01 AM<\/a><\/span><\/li>\n<\/ul>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>You have to get up pretty early in the morning to fool Matthew Baldwin. Seriously, it gets me every time. I&#8217;m all &#8220;Why are you up so early?&#8221; 16:30 PM Have been smelling anise all morning. Someone remind me: does that indicate the presence of Satan or the onset of a stroke? 11:58 AM Bliss [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":2,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"closed","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[46],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-3607","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-tweets"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/defectiveyeti.com\/wordpress\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/3607","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/defectiveyeti.com\/wordpress\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/defectiveyeti.com\/wordpress\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/defectiveyeti.com\/wordpress\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/2"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/defectiveyeti.com\/wordpress\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=3607"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/defectiveyeti.com\/wordpress\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/3607\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/defectiveyeti.com\/wordpress\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=3607"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/defectiveyeti.com\/wordpress\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=3607"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/defectiveyeti.com\/wordpress\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=3607"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}