1998: Solidarity (“Yeah, me neither–I hate those things!”)<\/p>\n
1999: Envy (“Lucky you; I had to get one for work.”)<\/p>\n
2000: Indifference (“Okay, what’s your home phone number then?”)<\/p>\n
2001: Encouragement (“You should get one–you can play Tetris on them now!”)<\/p>\n
2002: Confusion (“I thought you were, like, a tech guy.”)<\/p>\n
2003: Sympathy (“They’re getting pretty cheap. You’ll be able to afford one soon.”)<\/p>\n
2004: Irritation (“So how am I supposed to get a hold of you?”)<\/p>\n
2005: Derision (“If we go out tonight I’ll send you a fax.”)<\/p>\n
2006: Skepticism (“Are you serious?”)<\/p>\n
2007: Awe (“Wow, you’re like the last one.”)<\/p>\n
2008: Incomprehension (“You don’t … how …?”)<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"
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