{"id":3614,"date":"2008-06-23T21:05:59","date_gmt":"2008-06-24T04:05:59","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/defectiveyeti.com\/?p=3614"},"modified":"2008-06-23T21:05:59","modified_gmt":"2008-06-24T04:05:59","slug":"recent-tweets","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/defectiveyeti.com\/wordpress\/2008\/06\/23\/recent-tweets\/","title":{"rendered":"Recent Tweets"},"content":{"rendered":"<ul>\n<li>The older I get, the less certain I am that the events depicted in Blue Thunder actually took place. <span class='footnote'><a href='http:\/\/twitter.com\/matthewbaldwin\/statuses\/825538686'>June 02, 04:07 PM<\/a><\/span><\/li>\n<li>Million dollar idea: contact lenses with tiny barbs on the inside to constantly scratch your eyes during allergy season. <span class='footnote'><a href='http:\/\/twitter.com\/matthewbaldwin\/statuses\/826056403'>June 03, 08:12 AM  2008<\/a><\/span><\/li>\n<li>Oh god, I shouldn&#8217;t have eaten that Speed Stick. <span class='footnote'><a href='http:\/\/twitter.com\/matthewbaldwin\/statuses\/826354135'>June 03, 03:40 PM<\/a><\/span><\/li>\n<li>I wish my printer were a person so I could stab it to death with a grapefruit spoon. <span class='footnote'><a href='http:\/\/twitter.com\/matthewbaldwin\/statuses\/827010087'>June 04, 10:47 AM<\/a><\/span><\/li>\n<li>Why I love Wikipedia: &#8220;When invigorated by spinach, Popeye can lift or press about 36 tons. [citation needed]&#8221;   <span class='footnote'><a href='http:\/\/twitter.com\/matthewbaldwin\/statuses\/830541715'>June 09, 08:19 AM<\/a><\/span><\/li>\n<li>I&#8217;m going to have to add &#8220;Read entire history of Green Lantern on Wikipedia&#8221; to my daily to-do list just so I have something to cross off tonight. <span class='footnote'><a href='http:\/\/twitter.com\/matthewbaldwin\/statuses\/830762437'>June 09, 12:55 PM <\/a><\/span><\/li>\n<li>Dear NPR: I will give everyone on your staff a dollar if you stop saying &#8220;anti-war protesters.&#8221; No one is protesting anti-war. <span class='footnote'><a href='http:\/\/twitter.com\/matthewbaldwin\/statuses\/831421768'>June 10, 08:33 AM<\/a><\/span><\/li>\n<li>Whoa, shred WAY too much cheese for our dinner tonight. If you or someone you love needs shredded cheese, contact me IMMEDIATELY. <span class='footnote'><a href='http:\/\/twitter.com\/matthewbaldwin\/statuses\/831855804'>June 10, 08:10 PM <\/a><\/span><\/li>\n<li>Rode bike to work to combat global warming; nature&#8217;s thanks: a bee sting in the thigh. Fuck you, globe.  <span class='footnote'><a href='http:\/\/twitter.com\/matthewbaldwin\/statuses\/833160791'>June 11, 09:44 AM <\/a><\/span><\/li>\n<li>Hearing Third Eye Blind on your Pandora Sigur R&oacute;s Radio station is like finding a testicle at the bottom of a latte.  <span class='footnote'><a href='http:\/\/twitter.com\/matthewbaldwin\/statuses\/832542092'>June 12, 03:32 PM<\/a><\/span><\/li>\n<\/li>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>The older I get, the less certain I am that the events depicted in Blue Thunder actually took place. June 02, 04:07 PM Million dollar idea: contact lenses with tiny barbs on the inside to constantly scratch your eyes during allergy season. June 03, 08:12 AM 2008 Oh god, I shouldn&#8217;t have eaten that Speed [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":2,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"closed","ping_status":"closed","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[46],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-3614","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-tweets"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/defectiveyeti.com\/wordpress\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/3614","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/defectiveyeti.com\/wordpress\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/defectiveyeti.com\/wordpress\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/defectiveyeti.com\/wordpress\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/2"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/defectiveyeti.com\/wordpress\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=3614"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/defectiveyeti.com\/wordpress\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/3614\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/defectiveyeti.com\/wordpress\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=3614"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/defectiveyeti.com\/wordpress\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=3614"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/defectiveyeti.com\/wordpress\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=3614"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}