At this point the elevator arrives containing two people. We enter.<\/p>\n
Friend<\/b>: The last time I went they were blowing a squirrel.<\/p>\n
Me<\/b>: A squirrel?<\/p>\n
Friend<\/b>: Yeah, it was like this three-foot high squirrel, and there were two or three people blowing it. Like, taking turns.<\/p>\n
Me<\/b>: That’s kind of strange.<\/p>\n
Friend<\/b>: Not at all what I was expecting to see, that’s for sure.<\/p><\/blockquote>\n
We arrive at the next floor. The two other people exit looking perplexed and creeped out.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"
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