{"id":3633,"date":"2008-07-21T07:59:35","date_gmt":"2008-07-21T14:59:35","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/defectiveyeti.com\/?p=3633"},"modified":"2008-07-21T07:59:35","modified_gmt":"2008-07-21T14:59:35","slug":"recent-tweets-4","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/defectiveyeti.com\/wordpress\/2008\/07\/21\/recent-tweets-4\/","title":{"rendered":"Recent Tweets"},"content":{"rendered":"<ul>\n<li>Rice cakes are actually pretty tasty, when properly frosted. <span class='footnote'><a href='http:\/\/twitter.com\/matthewbaldwin\/statuses\/854236448'>Jul  9, 6:39 PM<\/a><\/span><\/li>\n<li>Fannie Mae and Freddie Mac threaten America.  Actual economic news, not the title to a misguided &#8220;Little Rascals&#8221; feature film. <span class='footnote'><a href='http:\/\/twitter.com\/matthewbaldwin\/statuses\/855813435'>Jul 11, 9:38 AM<\/a><\/span><\/li>\n<li>Apparently life expectancy has fallen.  Thank god.  It&#8217;s nice to know that people are now expecting less from my life. <span class='footnote'><a href='http:\/\/twitter.com\/matthewbaldwin\/statuses\/857430641'>Jul 13, 12:57 PM<\/a><\/span><\/li>\n<li>To the kid at the bustop twirling sai:  you look more &#8220;teenage turtle&#8221; than &#8220;mutant ninja&#8221;, I&#8217;m afraid. <span class='footnote'><a href='http:\/\/twitter.com\/matthewbaldwin\/statuses\/859386530'>Jul 15, 2:13 PM<\/a><\/span><\/li>\n<li>Old woman yelled at me as I zipped past on my bicycle.  &#8220;You scared the PUDDING outta me!&#8221; she shrieked. <span class='footnote'><a href='http:\/\/twitter.com\/matthewbaldwin\/statuses\/859407681'>Jul 15, 2:40 PM<\/a><\/span><\/li>\n<li>NPR: I would gladly contribute if you could guarantee  that I&#8217;d NOT somehow wind up at the &#8220;Rhubarb Tour With Garrison Keillor&#8221;. <span class='footnote'><a href='http:\/\/twitter.com\/matthewbaldwin\/statuses\/861191180'>Jul 17, 12:06 PM<\/a><\/span><\/li>\n<li>Some asshole assaulted me while I tried to eat lunch.  Now I am shaken and hungry. <span class='footnote'><a href='http:\/\/twitter.com\/matthewbaldwin\/statuses\/864429954'>Jul 21, 12:50 PM<\/a><\/span><\/li>\n<li>Oh god, I am miserably overfull.  I am going to travel back in time 40 minutes and slap that burrito from my own hand before I can eat it. <span class='footnote'><a href='http:\/\/twitter.com\/matthewbaldwin\/statuses\/864460525'>Jul 21, 1:30 PM<\/a><\/span><\/li>\n<li>I wish I could quit you!  But I must instead irritate you until I get fired, if I want to collect unemployment. <span class='footnote'><a href='http:\/\/twitter.com\/matthewbaldwin\/statuses\/864550730'>Jul 21, 3:25 PM<\/a><\/span><\/li>\n<\/ul>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Rice cakes are actually pretty tasty, when properly frosted. Jul 9, 6:39 PM Fannie Mae and Freddie Mac threaten America. Actual economic news, not the title to a misguided &#8220;Little Rascals&#8221; feature film. Jul 11, 9:38 AM Apparently life expectancy has fallen. Thank god. It&#8217;s nice to know that people are now expecting less from [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":2,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"closed","ping_status":"closed","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[46],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-3633","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-tweets"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/defectiveyeti.com\/wordpress\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/3633","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/defectiveyeti.com\/wordpress\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/defectiveyeti.com\/wordpress\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/defectiveyeti.com\/wordpress\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/2"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/defectiveyeti.com\/wordpress\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=3633"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/defectiveyeti.com\/wordpress\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/3633\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/defectiveyeti.com\/wordpress\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=3633"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/defectiveyeti.com\/wordpress\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=3633"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/defectiveyeti.com\/wordpress\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=3633"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}