{"id":3636,"date":"2008-08-11T09:37:57","date_gmt":"2008-08-11T16:37:57","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/defectiveyeti.com\/?p=3636"},"modified":"2008-08-11T09:37:57","modified_gmt":"2008-08-11T16:37:57","slug":"recent-tweets-5","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/defectiveyeti.com\/wordpress\/2008\/08\/11\/recent-tweets-5\/","title":{"rendered":"Recent Tweets"},"content":{"rendered":"<ul>\n<li>Attn all: I have decided to stop referring to myself as &#8220;morbidly obese&#8221; and will henceforth self-identify as &#8220;a passionate foodie&#8221;.  <span class='footnote'><a href='http:\/\/twitter.com\/matthewbaldwin\/statuses\/865671372'>July 22, 05:58 PMM<\/a><\/span><\/li>\n<li>Today has been admirably proactive in regards to sucking.  <span class='footnote'><a href='http:\/\/twitter.com\/matthewbaldwin\/statuses\/867173997'>July 24, 08:10 AM<\/a><\/span><\/li>\n<li>My biggest relationship problem is that I am all give and no take. Specifically showers.  Just won&#8217;t take &#8217;em.   <span class='footnote'><a href='http:\/\/twitter.com\/matthewbaldwin\/statuses\/873184414'>Jul 30, 06:36 PM<\/a><\/span><\/li>\n<li>My local grocery store sells &#8220;Popcorn Salt.&#8221;  &#8220;No MSG&#8221; &#038; &#8220;All Natural&#8221; boasts the packaging.  $2.29 for 3 oz.  The ingredients say &#8220;salt&#8221;. <span class='footnote'><a href='http:\/\/twitter.com\/matthewbaldwin\/statuses\/873283466'>Jul 30, 08:51 PM<\/a><\/span><\/li>\n<li>I&#8217;m always amazed when I see someone who still rides a Segway.  I feel like I should take them aside and let them in on the joke. <span class='footnote'><a href='http:\/\/twitter.com\/matthewbaldwin\/statuses\/876947121'>Aug  3, 10:45 PM<\/a><\/span><\/li>\n<li>Each election year is an ethics test for the mainstream media, and the paper is invariably returned with &#8220;See Me After Class&#8221;. <span class='footnote'><a href='http:\/\/twitter.com\/matthewbaldwin\/statuses\/878477209'>Aug  5, 10:34 AM<\/a><\/span><\/li>\n<li>Wow, metadrug.com is giving Blank, the new oxycodone \/ cocaine \/ tobacco hybrid, a 86%.  I&#8217;ll have to check that out. <span class='footnote'><a href='http:\/\/twitter.com\/matthewbaldwin\/statuses\/879522820'>Aug  6, 10:13 AM<\/a><\/span><\/li>\n<li>Guy on NPR was explaining Extreme Programming to listeners.  My god, it&#8217;s like they are broadcasting FROM THE FUTURE! <span class='footnote'><a href='http:\/\/twitter.com\/matthewbaldwin\/statuses\/879800176'>Aug  6, 03:42 PM<\/a><\/span><\/li>\n<li>OMG, I wrote a derogatory tweet about some random person I heard on the radio and it turns out <a href='http:\/\/twitter.com\/GlennF\/statuses\/879803788'>he follows me<\/a>. This is my finest hour. <span class='footnote'><a href='http:\/\/twitter.com\/matthewbaldwin\/statuses\/879819226'>Aug  6, 04:07 PM<\/a><\/span><\/li>\n<li>War in Afghanistan, rising US \/ Russia tensions.  This WATCHMEN ad campaign is amazing. <span class='footnote'><a href='http:\/\/twitter.com\/matthewbaldwin\/statuses\/884831954'>Aug 11, 08:28 PM<\/a><\/span><\/li>\n<\/ul>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Attn all: I have decided to stop referring to myself as &#8220;morbidly obese&#8221; and will henceforth self-identify as &#8220;a passionate foodie&#8221;. July 22, 05:58 PMM Today has been admirably proactive in regards to sucking. July 24, 08:10 AM My biggest relationship problem is that I am all give and no take. Specifically showers. Just won&#8217;t [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":2,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"closed","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[46],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-3636","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-tweets"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/defectiveyeti.com\/wordpress\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/3636","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/defectiveyeti.com\/wordpress\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/defectiveyeti.com\/wordpress\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/defectiveyeti.com\/wordpress\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/2"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/defectiveyeti.com\/wordpress\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=3636"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/defectiveyeti.com\/wordpress\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/3636\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/defectiveyeti.com\/wordpress\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=3636"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/defectiveyeti.com\/wordpress\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=3636"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/defectiveyeti.com\/wordpress\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=3636"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}