{"id":3642,"date":"2008-08-26T10:02:32","date_gmt":"2008-08-26T17:02:32","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/defectiveyeti.com\/?p=3642"},"modified":"2008-08-26T10:02:32","modified_gmt":"2008-08-26T17:02:32","slug":"recent-tweets-7","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/defectiveyeti.com\/wordpress\/2008\/08\/26\/recent-tweets-7\/","title":{"rendered":"Recent Tweets"},"content":{"rendered":"<ul>\n<li>&#8220;In a move wildly perceived as a major gaffe for the presumptive Democratic nominee, Obama today named arugula as his 2008 running mate.&#8221; <span class='footnote'><a href='http:\/\/twitter.com\/matthewbaldwin\/statuses\/895006206'>Aug 21, 06:01 PM<\/a><\/span><\/li>\n<li>In the office restroom, peeing alongside three colleagues.  Thought of something funny and loudly guffawed while staring at own penis. <span class='footnote'><a href='http:\/\/twitter.com\/matthewbaldwin\/statuses\/895792951'>Aug 22, 11:36 AM<\/a><\/span><\/li>\n<li>Who Will Be Obama&#8217;s VP is the Who Shot J.R. of 2008. <span class='footnote'><a href='http:\/\/twitter.com\/matthewbaldwin\/statuses\/895894430'>Aug 22, 01:33 PM<\/a><\/span><\/li>\n<li>It&#8217;s not exactly cosplay, but I have a serious Solomon Grundy hair thing going on today. <span class='footnote'><a href='http:\/\/twitter.com\/matthewbaldwin\/statuses\/895958936'>Aug 22, 02:50 PM<\/a><\/span><\/li>\n<li>Reviewing your Netflix queue uncovers repressed memories from drunken blackouts.  &#8220;Buh? When did I put Glitter on here- ohhhhh.  Right.&#8221; <span class='footnote'><a href='http:\/\/twitter.com\/matthewbaldwin\/statuses\/898460759'>Aug 25, 11:12 AM<\/a><\/span><\/li>\n<li>I appreciate that McCain starts every speech with &#8220;my friends&#8221; because then I know he&#8217;s not talking to me and can stop listening. <span class='footnote'><a href='http:\/\/twitter.com\/matthewbaldwin\/statuses\/898466298'>Aug 25, 11:18 AM<\/a><\/span><\/li>\n<li>My friend told me that her acupuncturist also does cupping. Man, I get slapped when I pull that shit on the bus and this guy is CHARGING for it? <span class='footnote'><a href='http:\/\/twitter.com\/matthewbaldwin\/statuses\/898973109'>Aug 25, 09:14 PM<\/a><\/span><\/li>\n<li>Hands of woman next to me on freeway fidgeting wildly on steering wheel.  Wondered if she was on meth before I realized she was knitting. <span class='footnote'><a href='http:\/\/twitter.com\/matthewbaldwin\/statuses\/899503177'>Aug 26, 09:39 AM<\/a><\/span><\/li>\n<\/ul>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>&#8220;In a move wildly perceived as a major gaffe for the presumptive Democratic nominee, Obama today named arugula as his 2008 running mate.&#8221; Aug 21, 06:01 PM In the office restroom, peeing alongside three colleagues. Thought of something funny and loudly guffawed while staring at own penis. Aug 22, 11:36 AM Who Will Be Obama&#8217;s [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":2,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"closed","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[46],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-3642","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-tweets"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/defectiveyeti.com\/wordpress\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/3642","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/defectiveyeti.com\/wordpress\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/defectiveyeti.com\/wordpress\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/defectiveyeti.com\/wordpress\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/2"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/defectiveyeti.com\/wordpress\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=3642"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/defectiveyeti.com\/wordpress\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/3642\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/defectiveyeti.com\/wordpress\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=3642"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/defectiveyeti.com\/wordpress\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=3642"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/defectiveyeti.com\/wordpress\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=3642"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}