{"id":3643,"date":"2008-08-26T10:13:25","date_gmt":"2008-08-26T17:13:25","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/defectiveyeti.com\/?p=3643"},"modified":"2008-08-26T10:13:25","modified_gmt":"2008-08-26T17:13:25","slug":"washington-6-5000","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/defectiveyeti.com\/wordpress\/2008\/08\/26\/washington-6-5000\/","title":{"rendered":"Washington 6-5000"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>Just in time for Hillary Clinton&#8217;s appearance at the Democratic convention, the McCain campaign has rolled out a <a href='http:\/\/www.youtube.com\/watch?v=-yYlzX2ZOLM'>new video<\/a> that samples her infamous &#8220;3 AM&#8217; ad.<\/p>\n<p>Of course it just snipes at Obama, without saying what McCain himself would do if woken at 3 AM by a call.  My guess is that he would groggily pick up the handset to his rotary phone, bellow &#8220;you punks quit calling about Prince Albert!!!&#8221;, and then blow a sports whistle into the mouthpiece.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Just in time for Hillary Clinton&#8217;s appearance at the Democratic convention, the McCain campaign has rolled out a new video that samples her infamous &#8220;3 AM&#8217; ad. Of course it just snipes at Obama, without saying what McCain himself would do if woken at 3 AM by a call. My guess is that he would [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":2,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"closed","ping_status":"closed","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[23],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-3643","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-politics"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/defectiveyeti.com\/wordpress\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/3643","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/defectiveyeti.com\/wordpress\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/defectiveyeti.com\/wordpress\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/defectiveyeti.com\/wordpress\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/2"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/defectiveyeti.com\/wordpress\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=3643"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/defectiveyeti.com\/wordpress\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/3643\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/defectiveyeti.com\/wordpress\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=3643"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/defectiveyeti.com\/wordpress\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=3643"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/defectiveyeti.com\/wordpress\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=3643"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}