{"id":3663,"date":"2008-10-22T09:24:47","date_gmt":"2008-10-22T16:24:47","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/defectiveyeti.com\/?p=3663"},"modified":"2008-10-22T09:24:47","modified_gmt":"2008-10-22T16:24:47","slug":"recent-tweets-11","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/defectiveyeti.com\/wordpress\/2008\/10\/22\/recent-tweets-11\/","title":{"rendered":"Recent Tweets"},"content":{"rendered":"<ul>\n<li>Something went haywire with my office chair. Now, over the course of the day, my body loses elevation at the same rate as my morale.. <span class='footnote'><a href='http:\/\/twitter.com\/matthewbaldwin\/status\/948726040'>Oct 6, 1:17 PM<\/a><\/span><\/li>\n<li>Surest harbinger of a recession:  morning &#8220;news&#8221; piece on fanatical coupon-clippers. <span class='footnote'><a href='http:\/\/twitter.com\/matthewbaldwin\/statuses\/959219398'>Oct 14, 08:54 AM<\/a><\/span><\/li>\n<li>The hardest thing about writing is getting yourself into a state of not not writing. <span class='footnote'><a href='http:\/\/twitter.com\/matthewbaldwin\/statuses\/959537337'>Oct 14, 12:35 PM<\/a><\/span><\/li>\n<li>I&#8217;ve been craving caribou and field mice all day.  Being hungry like the wolf is significantly less sexy than advertised. <span class='footnote'><a href='http:\/\/twitter.com\/matthewbaldwin\/statuses\/962867238'>Oct 16, 01:27 PM<\/a><\/span><\/li>\n<li>When I think of all the people in the world who don&#8217;t have a doughnut right now it makes me sad, primarily because I am among them. <span class='footnote'><a href='http:\/\/twitter.com\/matthewbaldwin\/statuses\/964032337'>Oct 17, 09:23 AM<\/a><\/span><\/li>\n<li>Even a decade later, Radiohead&#8217;s &#8220;Creep&#8221; and Beck&#8217;s &#8220;Loser&#8221; still resonant with me.  I wonder why that is? <span class='footnote'><a href='http:\/\/twitter.com\/matthewbaldwin\/statuses\/964300229'>Oct 17, 12:53 PM<\/a><\/span><\/li>\n<li>I wonder at what point McCain will just pull out of all states and spend his remaining $14 million on Werther&#8217;s Originals. <span class='footnote'><a href='http:\/\/twitter.com\/matthewbaldwin\/statuses\/969450457'>Oct 21, 12:58 PM<\/a><\/span><\/li>\n<li>I tricked my son into eating a corn dog by calling it a lollipop. Parenting is essentially just a series of lateral thinking puzzles. <span class='footnote'><a href='http:\/\/twitter.com\/matthewbaldwin\/statuses\/969821383'>Oct 21, 06:09 PM<\/a><\/span><\/li>\n<li>I think Nixon was the last person running for president to rely so heavily on plumbers. <span class='footnote'><a href='http:\/\/twitter.com\/matthewbaldwin\/statuses\/972216102'>Oct 23, 09:02 AM<\/a><\/span><\/li>\n<\/ul>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Something went haywire with my office chair. Now, over the course of the day, my body loses elevation at the same rate as my morale.. Oct 6, 1:17 PM Surest harbinger of a recession: morning &#8220;news&#8221; piece on fanatical coupon-clippers. Oct 14, 08:54 AM The hardest thing about writing is getting yourself into a state [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":2,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"closed","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[46],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-3663","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-tweets"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/defectiveyeti.com\/wordpress\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/3663","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/defectiveyeti.com\/wordpress\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/defectiveyeti.com\/wordpress\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/defectiveyeti.com\/wordpress\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/2"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/defectiveyeti.com\/wordpress\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=3663"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/defectiveyeti.com\/wordpress\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/3663\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/defectiveyeti.com\/wordpress\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=3663"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/defectiveyeti.com\/wordpress\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=3663"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/defectiveyeti.com\/wordpress\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=3663"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}