{"id":3666,"date":"2008-10-28T09:35:58","date_gmt":"2008-10-28T16:35:58","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/defectiveyeti.com\/?p=3666"},"modified":"2008-10-28T09:35:58","modified_gmt":"2008-10-28T16:35:58","slug":"recent-tweets-12","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/defectiveyeti.com\/wordpress\/2008\/10\/28\/recent-tweets-12\/","title":{"rendered":"Recent Tweets"},"content":{"rendered":"<ul>\n<li>My manager wants me to start sending &#8220;status reports.&#8221;  Copying these things from Facebook to email is a drag&#8211;can&#8217;t he just friend me? <span class='footnote'><a href='http:\/\/twitter.com\/matthewbaldwin\/statuses\/972258799'>Oct 23, 09:30 AM<\/a><\/span><\/li>\n<li>Dinner tonight: Fun-Sized Twizzler, beer, Fun-Sized Twizzler, Fun-Sized Kit-Kat, slice of pumpkin bread, beer. <span class='footnote'><a href='http:\/\/twitter.com\/matthewbaldwin\/statuses\/979858893'>Oct 28, 06:30 PM<\/a><\/span><\/li>\n<li>Thanks to the miracle of Facebook I am now &#8220;friends&#8221; with a dozen people who wouldn&#8217;t give me the time of day in high school. <span class='footnote'><a href='http:\/\/twitter.com\/matthewbaldwin\/statuses\/980097008'>Oct 28, 10:15 PM<\/a><\/span><\/li>\n<li>How many times can you listen to M.I.A.&#8217;s &#8220;Bucky Done Gone&#8221; in a row before it&#8217;s time to admit you&#8217;re helpless in the face of addiction? <span class='footnote'><a href='http:\/\/twitter.com\/matthewbaldwin\/statuses\/980840637'>Oct 29, 10:24 AM<\/a><\/span><\/li>\n<li>No, because my pocket contains two thumb drives.  That&#8217;s all I meant when I said I had 8 gigs in my pants. <span class='footnote'><a href='http:\/\/twitter.com\/matthewbaldwin\/statuses\/980969786'>Oct 29, 11:54 AM<\/a><\/span><\/li>\n<li>Technology can advance all it wants, but nothing will ever make me angrier than tailgating or happier than girls in sundresses. <span class='footnote'><a href='http:\/\/twitter.com\/matthewbaldwin\/statuses\/981025869'>Oct 29, 12:35 PM<\/a><\/span><\/li>\n<li>According to this Instant Win Scratch Ticket, a bottle of water is now a &#8220;prize&#8221;.  What kind of crazy Frank Herbert world are we living in?  <span class='footnote'><a href='http:\/\/twitter.com\/matthewbaldwin\/status\/981046319'>October 29, 1:54 PM<\/a><\/span><\/li>\n<\/ul>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>My manager wants me to start sending &#8220;status reports.&#8221; Copying these things from Facebook to email is a drag&#8211;can&#8217;t he just friend me? Oct 23, 09:30 AM Dinner tonight: Fun-Sized Twizzler, beer, Fun-Sized Twizzler, Fun-Sized Kit-Kat, slice of pumpkin bread, beer. Oct 28, 06:30 PM Thanks to the miracle of Facebook I am now &#8220;friends&#8221; [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":2,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"closed","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[46],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-3666","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-tweets"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/defectiveyeti.com\/wordpress\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/3666","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/defectiveyeti.com\/wordpress\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/defectiveyeti.com\/wordpress\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/defectiveyeti.com\/wordpress\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/2"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/defectiveyeti.com\/wordpress\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=3666"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/defectiveyeti.com\/wordpress\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/3666\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/defectiveyeti.com\/wordpress\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=3666"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/defectiveyeti.com\/wordpress\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=3666"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/defectiveyeti.com\/wordpress\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=3666"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}